my robot misses you

Can we get some positivity posts for wack emcees

Alpha bros idolizing the Grinch and missing the point

my genius uncle might have found another realm

buy her a bag of chips... and fuck her in it!!!

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

The gays in the local scene always call me mr.new york city because i would always come into the bar with a pizza slice in 1 hand an a coney island style hotdog in my other 1 hand & i would squeeze my arms together to hold a largw cocola & hopefully not spill it (yes i used a long straw to drink it..) usually i would go home right when i finish my snack but 1 time i let a drunk twunk bust on me in the bathroom cuz i liked his devil may care attitude.Hes long dead now & i miss him honestly i just wish i learnt his name so i could have 1 last hot dog in his honor before they run out and shit since they going to be replacing them with BugDogs made out of crickets & roaches smashed into a puddy since that seems to be the way sjws are taking this fcking crazy planet,making us eat dogs made of bugs for no reason other then made up bull shit to make us live in fear? Of what?

every day millions of challengers are nicely beaten by the exalted master of sweetie style martial arts

i just checked my status effects for the first time in a while how long have i been Doomed for