my robot misses you

I Always Smiled Darkly When I Saw The Thieves Attack The Palace

unctuous - referring to tender and fatty Uncle Meat

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

i'm off the penn don't teller

fell back asleep and had a dream that i was introduced to a businesswoman named "rolex cortado" woke with a start because i was so afraid of forgetting the name rolex cortado. she had a fuckass bob

Pacific Rim

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

drink like a Oaf, smoke like a Churl, fuck like a Knave