my robot misses you

In my Star Trek AU Karkat would be a half human half Klingon who’s really invested in his Klingon identity but he wasn’t allowed to join the Klingon military bc his house was dishonored as fuck by his nonviolent heretic ancestor and he also lowkey sucks at fighting so he has an insane complex about it.

Lestat telling Tough Cookie some bullshit about how her drums need to sound like Death Approaching and Life Emerging was so funny. Reminded me of that Black Sails scene where Rackham is giving a ye olde graphic designer comically unhelpful notes on her sketches for his new flag

I went to my cis friend’s apartment and he dead ass didn’t have hand soap in his bathroom

Gen Z is trying to cancel Lestat de Lioncourt

There’s a post I can’t find that’s like the only two types of blond person are Laura Palmer and Jake Paul and then OP got mad at people in the tags and was like shut up everyone Lestat is a Jake Paul. I just want to say that I think Lestat is actually his own third distinct type of blond person