Like I know this is bloodhound gang but For some reason it’s so poignant to me it’s like magnetic fields lyrics. Like it makes me emotional

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Like I know this is bloodhound gang but For some reason it’s so poignant to me it’s like magnetic fields lyrics. Like it makes me emotional

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Get your stupid ass out of my mystical foyer
not my laboratory not my Creature
All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die
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John Jacobsmeyer (American, 1964) - Danger (2013)
Im poised to strike bro lol Watch out im poised to strike seriously
Statement of Neil Cicierega, regarding a truck show he attended in early 2014.
It’s become an Underscores summer for me. I can’t believe how good of an album Wallsocket is

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I like when characters who are dorky uncool guys go through some insane arc and become comically badass, especially when you can tell that their badassery is still kind of a dorky uncool guy’s idea of a really badass dude
*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!
I love standing outside to eat a cute taco meal and have a beer. Unless it’s 534884 degrees outside WHICH IT IS. And guess what I’m still doing despite it all.
A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.
Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.
Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.
There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.
If Arnold Schwarzenegger appeared in Star Trek it would be as a brief cameo in one of the movies where he played a representation of an alien government with minimal make up in a federation scene. If Sylvester Stallone was offered the chance to appear in Star Trek he would say no because he “didn’t get it” and he’s not a TV guy. If Bruce Willis appeared in Star Trek it would be a one episode role as a human federation scientist in s1/s2 tng right before he got huge and he would be number two with a bullet on the “people you didn’t know were in Star Trek” lists. If JCVD appeared in Star Trek it would be around ent s4 in his past his prime/early dtv days as part of a last ditch effort to save the show from cancellation and the episode would revolve around him somehow getting cloned. If Steven Seagal was in Star Trek, it would be in an episode of voyager that never actually got made because of Seagal’s diva behavior, but leaked scripts discovered later would reveal that it had a strong environmentalist message at his insistence. If Kurt Russell appeared in Star Trek it would be a small role in tos when he was like 12 and he would be number one on those “people you didn’t know were in Star Trek” lists. Harrison Ford would shoot himself in the head before appearing in Star Trek. If Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson appeared in Star Trek:

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urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge
this for real was the funniest kind of post you could make in 2013 and also it was kinda true as fuck
Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!