my robot misses you

It’s good that fanfic is extremely self indulgent in nature but I will always find it way less awkward to read obviously id fueled Explicit fic that’s 100% sloppy boning with all signs of being written one handed than I do to read fic that’s just the author Agendaposting about what Should Have Happened or where everybody does an epic takedown of a character the author doesn’t like 😭 like okay… i respect your energy but i lowkey did not ask…

i lowkey have no standards for vampire chronicles media. i don't think the AMC show fell off bc the stuff coming out RN is honestly standard to exceptional in quality for VC media broadly. if you think anything Vampire Chronicles is going to be "good" by conventional metrics you're out of your god damn mind

Was Rose actually a lesbian fujoshi or was her book being “wizard slash” just a bit Dave was doing for no reason. I don’t really get lesbian fujoshi vibes from Rose but it would be kind of funny especially if because of her general lack of interest in men she’s only interested in shipping decrepit old guys. I know in HS2 Dirk was in that fuckass lab on Deltritus trying to get her to fujo out with him and she was looking at his anime muscleboy OCs with arch contempt. Maybe if they were all wizened wizards or 80 year old character actors in a movie for dads

tonight we fuck Wikipedia