IDK anymore

we should be able to rotate desktop programs freely

do i want to live in an early 2000s film’s idea of what a hacker’s computer looks like?

I ugly-laughed.

if you're a writer i wish u a very plot/story/character epiphany

Guessing it uses ultrasound?

Ultrasonic background noise, yes.

Ye, that’s what I’d use.

The real question is whether they’re gonna hold the patent close to their chest so they can sell it, or if they’ll open the patent so homegamers can take a crack at building their own.

They’ve already put the code and 3D printing models up on github!

God bless ‘em

Heroes.

i just saw the tag “canon complicit” instead of “canon compliant” and im laughing its like “canon is a criminal act that i unfortunately support with this fic”

Hello @staff I would like to make a formal complaint that my tumblr ads are no longer funny and nonsensical, but annoyingly frequent and boring. I demand you bring back the frog with a knife. I want to pour vinegar on bread.

Yes, this absolutely does include people who write, read, or ship abusive pairings, explore abuse in their work, include rape or incest in their work, with or without “calling out” that content. This also includes writers who include that type of content in erotic work. Content like that that is tagged properly indicates that, regardless of what happens in the fic, the person writing it understands that their work could impact real people and that those real people deserve the chance to choose wether or not they’d like to see the fic. An author who tags their fic has demonstrated that they understand consent and the fact that everyone gets to consent or not consent to the content they’d like to consume, unlike a purity cultist who sends harassing and threatening messages with the intent to cause emotional or physical harm to the person they’ve decided is “bad”.  Furthermore, ANY ideology that allows its followers to harass and attack members of the “out-group” for the crime of “not following the rules”, where the rules are about how you speak or act rather than how you actually do or do not harm others, is dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.

This is such a spectacularly-phrased example. Kudos!

PEEL! THAT! SHEEP!

Load Bearing Coconut

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

Russian cats are right in the middle of the two

How do I make Google understand that when I searched for "Goth girl names" I meant that like Amalfreda and Radagonda and not like Enoby Darkness

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.

How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.

Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.

“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.

I’m so proud of everyone in this post

I am thinking at the same time both “what the fuck” and “I’m impressed.”

ONE OF THE BOTS TRANSCRIBED MY POST. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD

See, y'all are talking like chemists, not biologists. Anyone would think you’d never had to try and extract all the blood out of a corpse before. What are you gonna do–perfuse all these assholes and boil the resulting extruded liquid to get the iron out? Your enemies are a lot more docile than mine, I tell you what.

Do you really only have 400 enemies??? If that’s your dilemma I think you need to get to work on upping your count first

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

...Oh

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

@codenamepinetree

Okay, but I raise you: the morning after when they're tenderly helping each other buckle on the various under-clothing sheathes and holsters, and exchanging kisses in between. Warrior intimacy ftw. <3

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

This was in my senior project

EIGHT MEME COMBO

FATALITY

We have officially created a new language 

W o w

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

THIRTEEN!?

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

IM SCREAMING

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

One does not simply explain this

16 motherfucking layers

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that. 

GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!

No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter

You’re chaotic neutral I love it

I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.

Beautiful

@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?

I don’t fishing know

Oh my god this is tumblr history

oh my god my mutuals are doing this too

Yes we are✨

fool i posted my meme before you

oh okay then-

someone-

I dare some one to keep going.

Thank you 😝🤣

This was a journey, and I’m glad I got to experience it

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

how the fuck is the original one only from 2016

another ending woohoo

ANOTHER

Hi, I hate this and my brain hurts

Okay the next time someone asks me to explain Tumblr to them I’m just gonna show them this and watch them slowly implode

@anomalous-heretic

it’s back and i am afraid

Oprahousebookworm’s contribution to this was the latest I had seen. Imagine my sheer terror and pure joy at seeing all the additions to this post! Its beautiful and horrid all at once!

34 memes in one