Healing.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will