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Art Fight so far

Voltage: @voltrixz

Chrom: @hivemindbees

Allen: @thekiwiwitch

Murderbot: @eeriedragone

Ira: @vsnotresponding

You can find me on art fight here!

maxe-murderer

Grady Donahue: SmilesRiles

#max's art #art fight #artfight #artfight 2026 #team comedy

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bippus

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

sagehole

we love to applaud performative masculinity

bippus

I was a stoic

neovagina-penisis-evangelion

When people argue that food from Chinese and Mexican restaurants in the US are not 'real' representations of that culture's cuisine ignore the historical reality that these dishes were developed by diasporic communities striving to recreate the flavors of home with available resources. Such criticism frames adaptation as a loss of authenticity, rather than recognizing it as a sincere and evolving expression of culture by people separated from their homeland.

ninhaoma-ya

Too good to leave in the tags

isuggestkillingyourself

tactfulsaboteur

psybomb

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

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valtsv

I love your "they ring the same bells for weddings and funerals" tag bc I work as a bell-ringer at one of the few churches in my city where you still have to ring the bell manually. and we do ring the same bell whether it's a wedding or a funeral! but ☝️ we also ring it if the local sports team wins at sports (the secret third thing that is neither a wedding nor a funeral)

the three universal human experiences: love, death, and sports

short-for-melancholy

taumoebros

to not relive the past —

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astralynx

Btw pro tip from someone who is far too paranoid for his own good but also loves horror content like a fucking idiot: imagine whatever is scaring you atm trying to sell you weed. This always helps.

astralynx

I hope the person who wrote this tag knows this was the first thing I saw this morning when I woke up and I actually almost started crying

kafkaesquegf

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

once-a-polecat

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

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pisshandkerchief

"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too

stjohnstarling

I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.

taproot-bread

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

taproot-bread

I'M????????????

swayerto

mixelation

remember like an actual decade ago, there was a post giving advice for what to do if The Heterosexuals asked for your celebrity crush, and the advice was to just say "chris" and let them guess which chris and then just agree

and as your local ace i understand why such advice is appealing because i have been 13 and feeling a rising panic that i would answer "wrong" and bad things would happen. however as an adult i now understand that most people asking this are just asking you a question on par with asking what movies/music/whatever you like. they're not testing you, and if you give a fake answer, you're going to end up fielding follow-up questions or being sent memes or whatever, because they're trying to engage with your answers. just say a celebrity that you actually like (regardless of if you find them attractive or have a "crush"), or if you don't have one, say you don't pay attention to celebrities

anyway, i went out to drinks with people i didn't know that well, got asked that question, and said i wanted to study robert pattinson like a bug. now i get sent weird photos of him

pastelclownkitty

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Common Clownfish

Amphiprion ocellaris

pastelclownkitty

you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

levil0vesyou

Our clownfish

pastelclownkitty

I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD

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probablyasocialecologist

Games from older consoles are being made less and less available to the point so much of the industry's history could easily vanish without

gay-jesus-probably

Preserving classic videogames from consoles past.

I'm just gonna slide this on in here for anyone that is interested in preserving old games. They take it very seriously too, they want an archive of every single game. Like, they have lists of every game ever released for a system, and once that system gets old enough, they add it to their archive and start collecting. Their latest addition was the Xbox 360, they opened that vault up in September 2022, and proudly announced they'd finished their collection of games for it back in April.

Also, while their game archives are almost entirely complete, they've got another project of archiving the manuals that came with those games, and that is... considerably less well filled out. Their collection of Xbox 360 manuals is especially rough, they've only gotten manuals for three games. So if you've got some Xbox 360 games kicking around, and the manual's still with them, please consider scanning them and submitting them to the site!

Game preservation is important, but people rarely consider preserving the manuals as well; I really respect Vimm's Lair for being so thorough in their archival work.

anachronic-cobra

I've been using Vimm's Lair for years, I have yet to see a single bad link or virus on the entire site. It's arguably the safest and most comprehensive archive of video games in existence. Preserved history

aromanticduck

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

juststarsandthemoon

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

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