Honey and Hot Sauce

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

the unfortunate thing about being scott summers is that if it were anybody else his obsessive preparedness would probably be a sign of mental illness but he’s literally not even wrong to be worried. he IS always in a situation. like fuck, the white pharaoh is after him and one of his brothers is evil now and all of the members of his polyamorous situationship are lost in the tunnels

@imadoctornotanescalator The jokes write themselves. *gestures towards Trials and Tribbleations* Kirk may be Roddenberry’s silly rabbit, but everybody wants Spock.