Honey and Hot Sauce

i like imagining that it feels good as fuck to be multiple raindrops sliding down a windowpane and then combining when you touch. that's gotta be so nice.

we gotta get regular porn back on this website

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

he does get traumatized eventually by seeing his mother die again but it's pretty funny how jake sisko goes to the mirror universe and acts like it's fucking disneyland. he's just walking around going haha look they have nog too! like he just saw mickey mouse. they hated him because he was whimsical

we needed an episode when dukat kidnaps jake to pressure the federation into helping with the klingon war and sisko is like losing his mind pacing the walls calling a fleet and then it cuts to jake and dukat's son and they're dressed like batman and robin and rescuing a cat off a tree

day five of jake being kidnapped by the cardassians. sisko has blackmailed half of the romulan fleet in order to arm the defiant with experimental weaponry. jake has convinced mekor to let him phaser apples off the top of his head and they accidentally singed the wall. they try to hang a picture to cover it up but it just keeps on falling off

also i picked the son because the moment ziyal enters the picture dukat nerfs himself and goes off in his bird of prey so obviously it wouldn't be as intimidating - i mean it would be because dukat is unpredictable but it's funnier when it's the central command doing this, so it's a full blown interstellar crisis. but honestly he can try it again to try to get sisko to spare some photon torpedoes for his resistance fighter arc. ziyal and jake explore the bird of prey and find a klingon artifact that by accident makes them both heirs to the klingon empire. they use it to fight crime but they're on dukat's bird of prey so the only crime available is is damar's day drinking

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

250 years and most native tribal groups continue to not be federally recognized. Embarrassing!

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

people don’t enjoy shipping anymore. the point of shipping isn’t the catharsis of watching them kiss onscreen, it’s grabbing the characters and mashing their faces together like you’re five years old playing Barbie in your room again. it’s to take one moment of eye contact in canon and read that over and over and over again with twenty different writers’ interpretations of the characters internal monologues if they were in love. it’s to see the characters interact and cheer because you know that’s another moment to add to your list of canon compliant fic ideas. you’re stressing yourself out, this is supposed to be fun!