Honey and Hot Sauce

I’m being dealt severe psychic damage by the back to back category 5 lgbt events happening on X-Men ‘97

Magneto would kill everybody on the Epstein list. He would destroy ICE. He would topple our capitalist hellscape. I know he would probably try and destroy ALL of humanity after that but i cant even be mad

magneto being a jewish holocaust survivor is integral to his story btw. i just saw a bunch of people on the internet talking about how it doesn't make sense anymore because he'd be like a hundred years old but you know what else doesn't make sense... a man with retractable claws coated in metal. or a woman that is blue and can shapeshift. or superheroes as a whole.

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

Be kind to trans women or die by my sword

Respect trans men or die by my axe

Include nonbinary people or die by my morningstar

listen to intersex people or die by my longbow

love he/him butches and she/her femboys and neopronoun queers and all kinds of gnc folks or die by my arquebus

don’t just see multi-gender and two spirit and third gender and agender people as “gotchas” in your debates or die by my trebuchet

“Kanny where did you get all these medieval weapons” well you see I defeated the Duke of Worsestkingshireton-upon-avon in glorious battle and claimed his lands as my own and I broke into his castle armory and now I’ve got all these cool toys to use on bigots. I do this every Monday.

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

the other day all my coworkers were talking about the various wack diets they're on and I went "nahhhh I'm on the Seafood Diet" and the lady next to me goes "oh, what's that?" and i was so shocked by actually getting a chance to deliver the punchline on that ancient gag that i barely even remembered to say it