Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

I'm sending this to my best friend who's uncle is best friends with the pope. They have a whole folder worth of funny pope memes to show him the next time they get to hang out. This just made the cut.

gustave expeditionlastname i miss you so fucking bad

can i bum a safe life together

man you know female characters can have important platonic relationships and care about people without being a mom or sister or wine aunt right

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

when i say “something is wrong with him” it’s usually said positively btw