sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

like at least 50% of internet lgbt discourse would evaporate if people quit using the term "spaces" when they mean "discord servers" or "tumblr blogs" because we would collectively realize how stupid that shit is

“this is a lesbian-only space” no this is the tiktok comments on a chappell roan video

I know people like to clown on aspects of classic Disney films that don't feel grounded in reality. But I've worked both front and back of house in restaurants of varying quality. And if I found out our line cook or something served a full plate of spaghetti to two dogs in an alley, I would consider that like. Like not good. But possible.

[ID: A poem by Maegen McAuliffe O'Leary, titled What I Would Tell Eve. It reads, "Eat the fucking apple. / They are going to blame you / regardless. / You might as well go to the gallows / with a full belly / knowing more than God." End ID.]

I hate my life I’m going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] Graceland Graceland Memphis Tennessee

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

I love the headcanons that are like ‘the eridians already figured out how to replicate earth’s atmosphere, temperature, food, light, the ocean for the human. ofc they found a way to extend grace’s life expectancy’ bc talk about my exact brand of cope. but I also think another motivating factor could have been no one wanting to deal w 400 years of rocky in a bad mood

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first