i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

chronic pain diagnoses are all like yeah we don't know what this is or why it happens. we also don't know how to treat it. good luck out there soldier

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again