*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

Luke’s face is what makes this.

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Simon and gar phone call

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

"even the top gets pregnant" cryptic new statetement from the World Health Organisation