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i haven’t used tumblr in almost a year so i’m reading through my old posts about my ex situationship (now boyfriend) and GOD what a wild ride

“i wish i could’ve known you when we were ten” NO. you know what’s more heartbreaking? “i wish we could know each other when we are seventy.” knowing that fate is going to tear you apart no matter how hard you love each other. nothing could be more tragic than wishing desperately to grow old with someone and knowing you can’t

“archaeologists will know you were the gender you were assigned at birth” archaeologists don’t know SHIT. corpses are overwhelmingly identified based on grave goods, as was the case for the notable grave of a viking warrior Bj-581, who was biologically female, but was assumed to be male based off of their grave. most corpses are assumed male until proven otherwise, and archaeologists get a LOT of shit wrong. archaeologists are WAY more focused on HOW a corpse was buried before they even BEGIN to look into WHO has been buried

thought i was asexual and then i met my boyfriend and started actually looking forward to and enjoying sex i am everything that’s wrong with the ace community

hate the idea of having nothing to do but also physically cannot fit anything more into my schedule. this leaves me with about 2.5 hours unoccupied each day and it’s driving me insane

fave recent interaction was my friend saying “no i don’t have any mental illnesses” and my friend group asking her how she lives her life day-to-day like she was an alien

my fave thing about that one viral tumblr post that’s like “do fish get to repent” that i ALWAYS see reposted on other social media meme pages is that it NEVER comes with the explanation of Rosh Hashanah. like there is a VERY specific context needed for why fish would need to repent for sins and i love that it’s never given

my boyfriend said to me that he’s surprised to be dating someone funnier than he is and it’s literally just that he doesn’t use tumblr. i’ll make a tumblr reference and he’ll think it’s an original joke and now he thinks i’m funny. i’m not funny im living a lie and he’s going to find out

situationships are actually the silliest thing possible because this man would genuinely rather light himself on fire than call me his girlfriend and yet he’ll say to me stuff like “you’re my favourite person” WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT

the whole “society is addicted to screens” trope is kinda overdone, HOWEVER my phone broke today and i couldn’t use it for seven (7) hours and was more productive in those seven hours than i have been for my entire life - i finished reading a book i’ve been putting off, i got some revision done, i went on a walk. and then i got my phone back and IMMEDIATELY went onto instagram and wasted an hour scrolling through my feed we truly are the most blessed and cursed generation

the concept of a retainer is so insane to me because you go through almost three years of having braces which DESTROY your self-confidence as a very emotionally vulnerable and self-conscious teenage girl and after a long and often painful and time-consuming process (i had to travel 3+ hours to get to my orthodontist appointments after moving for university) you have to go through what is quite possibly the most horrific sensory experience i have ever experienced. like i don’t know about most people but i can feel it on my gums and on the teeth themselves and plastic shouldn’t have a taste but it DOES and it’s just such a gross feeling that gives me HEADACHES for some reason??? like i thought id have braces for a few years and then have perfect teeth but instead i have to wear a retainer 24/7 for three more months, then every night for another six, and then like 3 times a week for ETERNITY i am going to become a villain

i think it says a whole lot about me that i realised the time had changed from like 12:45 to 2am and my first thought was not “oh the clocks have gone forwards” but “dear god have i been mindlessly scrolling for a whole HOUR”