Pining For the Fjords

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

Can’t even say “i need to be muzzled” bc in reality i would like it 😐

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

ranked competitive misandry. misandry league

Whenever I see some anon asking an artist if it's "okay to take inspiration" from their art it makes me want to make some kind of manifesto or billboard or PSA or skywriting campaign to undo whatever damage strange litigious illustrator types inflicted upon the most basic foundations of the creative process. We can't let them get away with this

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

it’s really giving “how the fuck can you pretend to care about black people? you literally have a t-shirt with tom and jerry on”

believe it or not anon but my commitment to antiracism is dependent on my philosophical & political values rather than which cartoons i read. really really funny that that’s where you instinctually look to, though.

in literally one hundred percent of cases, people making these comments to trans women are on anon to hide the fact that they reblog Harry Potter gifsets and “I separate the author from the art” text posts

also Anon I just realised that you said “0000.1%” which is actually a tenth of a percent. which yknow is small but obviously not the number you’re trying to communicate. the number only gets smaller if you put the zeroes after the decimal point. i’m getting motberfucking hatemail from middle schoolers

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on