The ocean burned.

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

when I die Anubis is gonna be so impressed with how heavy my heart is. he's gonna ask me if I work out