Hello~ I'm Tea, 24 years of age, I love The Arcana, Children of Blood and Bone, When the Night Comes, LOTR, Magick, all kinds of things really! I'm here, Queer and Ready to Steer or...something!!
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If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.
Like. You don't need to blow it into some huge thing. Just. Make sure all your bits and peices still work the way you think they do.
Can you turn your head to look behind you without twisting your shoulders? What about standing on your toes? If you sit down on the floor can you get back up without using your hands?
If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.
Just saying, bodies are a use it or lose it kinda thing.
okay so every time I see this post crop back up in queues and notifications I end up thinking about it. Because I made the post and even I'm still doing the thing where I read the post about maintaining range of motion in my delicate meatsuit and I nod and hmm and think yeah that's a good idea and then dont move from where I'm curled up shrimp style staring at the nightmare rectangle.
So like. Thinking real hard about moving doesn't count as moving. Major bummer. Anyways. Joints.
I don't think interior decorators should be allowed to exist. Not because I don't think there are people who have a unique gift for curating spaces, but it just feels like lying to have someone else do that for you. I think if you're ass at decorating, I should know that when I enter a room. I wanna go to the dentist and he's got an unframed Scarface poster duct taped to the wall because he thinks it will make me feel more comfortable, like he's not a regular dentist, he's a cool dentist who likes movies, and I don't want anybody to be able to tell him he shouldn't do that. Life could be a dream.
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in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper
so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.
but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
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dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me
sorry if this is a stupid and/or weird question but your response to that anon talking about people experiencing orgasms during childbirth made me wonder if there's a certain point in development after which it'd be weird for pregnant people to have sex or masturbate, since after a certain point the fetus(?) can hear? like, should people do it quietly or does it just not really matter? sorry again but i am genuinely clueless
should. should pregnant people have sex quietly so their baby doesn't hear?
okay even assuming your unborn child can hear you fucking. it's like having sex in front of your stuffed animals or your dog, dude. they have absolutely no understand of what is going on. they don't give a shit. at no point is any person who has ever or will ever be born going to go "oooooh man I think hearing my parents fuck while I was in utero really fucked me up actually" that's not how anything works. they're too busy going "mmm yummy amniotic fluid" they do not know or care that sex is happening
I swear this is a consequence of the "life begins at conception" propaganda. Combined with the recurrent moral panic about "protecting children" (from knowledge).
Absolutely rancid combination of Christian morality with Christian morality.
I'm sad to say that the rise of fascism has been visible in my inbox for years as people become increasingly distrustful of their own bodies and pleasure. you see it in people's paranoia around becoming "porn addicts," their need for reassurance that a 24 year old isn't a predator for dating a 22 year old, their fears that they may have unwittingly committed assault by looking at another child's naked body when they were young, their insistence that consensual sex is impossible for anyone who has had a single drink or smoked a whiff of weed. people, especially young people, are doing a tremendous amount of work for fascism in terms of rigorously policing their own bodies and sexual expression, and they often don't even realize it.
the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
âCough CPRâ is a myth which claims that rhythmic coughing can reduce the impact of a heart attack. It has been circulating for over two decades via email and on social media platforms (Wikipedia, 2023).
Why doesnât it work?
A heart attack happens when the blood flow to the heart is restricted due to blockage. Cardiac arrest is when your heart stops pumping completely (British Heart Foundation, n.d.).
These definitions alone should demonstrate the problem with âcough CPRâ. If you have a heart attack, your heart is still pumping, so you do not need CPR. If you experience cardiac arrest, you will fall unconscious within seconds (Resuscitation Council UK, 2021) and therefore wonât be able to perform âcough CPRâ.
In many cases, âcough CPRâ could even worsen the problem or prove fatal if coughing is undertaken to the wrong rhythm (Snopes, 2003).
Is âcough CPRâ ever useful?
Coughing creates pressure that forces blood to flow to the brain (Cleveland Clinic, 2020).
It may therefore be possible for someone experiencing sudden arrhythmia to maintain consciousness for a few seconds by coughing. However, the patient would already need to be under constant monitoring for the arrhythmia to be detected. It should also only be done at the instruction of a doctor, as a medical professional will still be needed to treat the abnormal heart rhythm (American Heart Association, 2023).
Cases where âcough CPRâ has been useful have all been isolated incidents performed in this kind of clinical setting (see Snopes, 2003; UChicago Medicine, 2019; American Heart Association, 2023).
Reference list
American Heart Association. (2023) Cough CPR. Available at: https://web.archive.org/web/20231204210831/https://www.heart.org/en/health-topics/cardiac-arrest/emergency-treatment-of-cardiac-arrest/cough-cpr (Accessed: 4 December 2023).
British Heart Foundation. (n.d.) Could something called âcough CPRâ save my life? Available at: https://web.archive.org/web/20231204210457/https://www.bhf.org.uk/informationsupport/heart-matters-magazine/medical/ask-the-experts/cough-cpr (Accessed: 4 December 2023).
Cleveland Clinic. (2020) The dangerous truth about cough CPR. Available at: https://web.archive.org/web/20231204205549/https://health.clevelandclinic.org/can-you-cough-away-a-heart-attack (Accessed: 4 December 2023).
Resuscitation Council UK. (2021). Resuscitation Council UKâs statement on cough CPR. Available at: https://web.archive.org/web/20231204211021/https://www.resus.org.uk/about-us/news-and-events/resuscitation-council-uks-statement-cough-cpr (Accessed: 4 December 2023).
Snopes. (2003). How to survive a heart attack when alone. Available at: https://web.archive.org/web/20231204214909/https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cough-cpr/ (Accessed: 4 December 2023).
UChicago Medicine. (2019) Can coughing stop a heart attack? Available at: https://web.archive.org/web/20231204213936/https://www.uchicagomedicine.org/forefront/heart-and-vascular-articles/can-coughing-stop-a-heart-attack (Accessed: 4 December 2023).
Wikipedia. (2023) Cough CPR. Available at: https://web.archive.org/web/20231204211113/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cough_CPR (Accessed: 4 December 2023).
I'm adding this to my pinned post to answer some of the questions I've received about this blog.
If you'd prefer to reblog the post without the FAQ attached, feel free to click through to the original post.
If you have questions about this blog, feedback about my messages, or if you spot a new cough CPR post making the rounds, please do get in touch <3
(If you're looking at a reblogged version of this, it might be worth checking the original to see if there have been updates.)
What is this blog?
âcough-cpr-is-fakeâ is a blog I created to contact people who have reblogged posts containing misinformation about âcough CPRâ.
I don't aim to provide medical advice or anything else. This blog is simply a tool so I can bring rebloggers' attention to the fact that they may have unintentionally shared misinformation, and to provide a starting point for further research through my pinned post.
Is this a gimmick blog?
That depends on how you define a gimmick blog!
Like many gimmick blogs, this blog has a single purpose and sticks to it very closely. However, it isn't intended to be entertaining or gain reach. I aim to gently get in touch with people who may have accidentally shared misinformation about cough CPR, and this blog enables me to do that.
Personally, I don't think of it as a gimmick blog, but you're welcome to decide for yourself.
Why did you start this blog? Why focus on cough CPR?
There is so much mis- and disinformation on the internet that it can feel too overwhelming to do anything about. Itâs difficult to know where to begin, and it's never going to be possible for one person to tackle all of it, which can feel discouraging.
I wanted to do something constructive, so I chose to focus on a single piece of misinformation on a single platform. I settled on cough CPR because it is a widespread myth that can be genuinely dangerous, and is therefore particularly important to address.
Why should I trust you?
You shouldn't trust me any more than you would any other anonymous person on the internet. I'm not a medical professional, and I don't expect anyone to take my word for anything.
That's why I direct people to my pinned post, which links to information from reputable organisations, particularly medical and heart-health organisations. I also encourage people to verify the information for themselves. A quick search for cough CPR will bring up a range of resources, and you can evaluate their reliability independently.
What should I do if I've received a message from you?
That's entirely up to you! I don't try to tell people what they should do - I just want to kindly make people aware that they may have unintentionally shared misinformation. If you've received an ask, you don't need to answer it publicly (or at all!).
Many people choose to delete their reblog of the cough CPR post, which can help reduce its further spread. Some also choose to reblog my pinned post or share the information with their followers in another way. However, the decision is always yours.
Am I a bad person for reblogging a post about cough CPR?
Not at all! Nor are the original posters, who were probably just cross-posting something they saw on another platform.
Nobody should be attacked or harassed for accidentally spreading misinformation. It's important to stay alert to mis- and disinformation online, but ultimately we're all fallible people just doing our best, and mistakes happen. That's nothing to be ashamed of.
This is especially true of cough CPR posts, which are shared from a place of care and genuine desire to help others. Reblogging one of these posts shows that you wanted to share information you believed could help keep people safe. It's simply unfortunate that, in this case, the advice in the post is incorrect. It's a very easy mistake to make.
Why have you messaged me twice, or long after I reblogged the post?
As you're probably aware, Tumblr's messaging and ask systems have their limitations.
I can only contact a certain number of people each day, so there may sometimes be delays. If you've received multiple messages from me, that wasn't intentional, and I apologise. Either I lost track of who I'd already contacted, or Tumblr experienced a glitch.
This blog is also occasionally affected by shadowbans, which can prevent my asks from appearing in people's inboxes until the restriction is lifted.
What do you actually do?
Every day, I check the reblogs of cough CPR posts I've identified (tagged as #post bookmark). I open all the reblogs in new tabs, then check each one to see if that particular reblog has any fact checking links or has already been identified as misinformation.
If I feel it's useful to contact the reblogger, I will copy and send one of my pre-prepared messages to gently let them know about cough CPR misinformation. Whenever possible, I send this as an ask, as it feels a little less intrusive. If a blog has asks turned off, I'll try to send a direct message instead.
Most days, I only need to contact a few people. Occasionally, though, a post will spread very quickly and I'll find myself playing catch-up, trying to contact hundreds of people!
Why can't Tumblr take care of this?
I have tried contacting Tumblr staff, but unfortunately never received a response.
To be honest, I'm not sure what they could realistically do within the constraints of how Tumblr works. In many cases, the original post has already been deleted once the poster learns it's misinformation, but by that point it may already have spread to thousands, or even hundreds of thousands, of blogs. As far as I'm aware, there's no option for Tumblr staff to delete or edit all reblogs of a post (which is probably a good thing!).
What should I do if I think I'm having a heart attack?
I don't offer medical advice because I'm not a medical professional and I don't think Tumblr is an appropriate place for me to do so.
Medical guidance can change over time, and posts often spread far beyond their original context. That makes it easy for advice to become outdated, incomplete, or misleading.
If you're concerned that you may be experiencing symptoms of a heart attack, contact your local emergency services immediately and follow their instructions. They will be able to provide the most appropriate and up-to-date advice for your situation.
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People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he's just watching it happen because he's on his lunch break.
#keep senshi in your heart to eat well #chilchuck in your heart to maintain boundaries #laios in your heart to stay passionate #marcille in your heart to speak your mind #and izutsumi to be kbity [X]
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