Tea with no fixins please!

(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)

But, those few who still challenge those who should be kids learn quickly to regret it.

Firelord Zuko: *running down the palace hallways while still struggling to put in his pants, being chased by his team of bodyguards* I’M GOING TO HING WA ISLAND TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS SEE YOU IN A WEEK BITCHES

Agni himself: I felt like it

how dare you leave this gold in the notes

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

He keeps crit failing.

via @swatercolor [insta]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

tomato cultivars cataloged by rutgers new jersey agricultural experiment station

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

the fucking timestamp

It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.

Air Fryer Stuffed Olives (Vegan)

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

By the time we left Italy I was playing dangerous little games with mortals. I'd see a man, or a woman - a human being who looked perfect to me spiritually - and I would follow the human about. Maybe for a week I'd do this, then a month, sometimes even longer than that.