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@rasberrymay
I just finished episode 7 of wolf 359. Here are my current questions.
What’s up with the plant thing in the vents
What’s up with the random voice doug heard when Hera went offline.
Why is hilbert so unethical all the time omg
When is the tone going to switch from slightly whimsical dark workplace comedy to deeply fucked up
Please don’t spoil anything, I just want to keep track of my questions somewhere
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Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face
merlin 2008 is a cautionary tale about accidentally becoming too important at work. which in extreme cases can end in doomed yaoi
Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life
Canon divergent AU where Shane is a little more paranoid and when Hayden first comments on "Boston Lily", he decides he has to do something to break up the pattern and make it not so noticeable that he's got someone on Boston.
Not seeing Rozanov is not an option, so instead Shane picks out a few other cities to regularly go out by himself in. He'll go for a long walk, maybe sit down somewhere for a drink, and then catch a taxi back to the hotel an appropriate amount of time later. It's honestly pretty nice, unwinding by himself in this way, and now disappearing after games is not a thing specific to Boston! It's just another strange Hollander quirk!
Unfortunately, he fails to account for the guys on the team jumping on the most obvious explanation for all these disappearances, which is that Shane now has a girl in every port.
Word about this starts to spread quick, because it is so out of character for Shane, and pretty soon half the league is under the impression that he's some secret playboy.
Ilya is extremely not chill about this rumor.
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u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then
overture
It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit
The hottest girl you know has a truly unwatchable thing to recommend you
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I need fics where Shane gets cancelled for stupid shit
I just know that high!shane gets chatty as fuck during sex. Like he’s comfortable talking dirty by the time they’re married, obviously, but it doesn’t quite come as naturally, not yet.
Except when he smokes, which isn’t often- he’s not overthinking or second guessing whether he’s being ‘sexy’ enough, he’s just saying what he feels and Ilya is absolutely powerless in the face of the earnest way he babbles the filthiest things Ilya’s ever heard and he has to actively think about naked Roger Crowell in order to Not Cum Instantly
this is what supernatural is like when they run out of lore after season 5 and they have to raise the stakes by just making shit up
one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak
nothing will save you like a moment of shared amusement with strangers on public transport
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Shane walks into the kitchen one day to find Ilya crying in front of a pot of stew. At first Ilya tries to dry his eyes and tell Shane he's fine. But when Shane pushes a bit more, he admits that he's trying to make a dish he remembers from his childhood, but he can't get it to taste like it used to. And it's not like he's ever going to be able to get the recipe from his mom, so he's just having a bit of a crisis about it. And Shane just holds him while Ilya cries it out and apologises for crying, but all the while Shane is plotting.
Shane starts collecting recipes - as many versions of the same recipe as he can. The next time Ilya goes out for a brand deal or press thing, and Shane's alone at home for the day, he takes the opportunity to meticulously print out cards with the recipes on them so he can keep track, borrows every pot and pan he can from his parents, the neighbours, his teammates, whoever, and starts making all the different recipes, labelling them as he goes.
That evening when Ilya gets home to the overwhelming smell of cooking and sees Shane surrounded by what looks like every pot in Ottawa, he first thinks Shane's had a bit of a mental breakdown. But then he sees the recipe cards and realises what Shane's been making.
"I know we might not find the exact same one, but I thought if we tried a bunch of different ones, you could at least find the one that's the closest."
It's so Shane. Who else would think to make what feels like a hundred pots of the same stew in one day in the hopes that just one of them would help give Ilya a little taste of home?
And Ilya falls in love with his beautiful, thoughtful, wonderful husband all over again.
I think Shane would never have lasted in a relationship with a man who had no barriers between him and coming out. (Like Fabian, Kyle, Kip, Harris)
Shane could never date a nice man from Montreal. Sorry. No nice man from Montreal wants to be kept a secret and #myshane would have heard the words “come out” and bolted like a spooked horse no matter how long they’d been dating.
He loves hockey. He loves hockey more than any thing and if you threaten to take Hockey away from him he will read it as you confessing that you Hate him.
