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fight or flight? no... tonight we both ... battlebirds, wingssemble...!

ramen topper? I'm jealous. wish ramen would do that to me too

[tearing violently & unsuccessfully at industrially sealed plastic packaging with nails and teeth] okay I know how this looks but I promise you I am not a malicious microbe trying to get in for infection reasons I am just a regular human woman seeking the flavor of your cured meats. please. I'm a person [crying now] I'm just a regular girl

if you're unironically gatekeeping fandoms/hobbies/interests in this day and age just because there's a funny new meme word for it, I'm dragging you out into the woods to hit you with foam swords and buddy you better be keeping track of your hit points because you're not going to have many left when I'm done with you

I'm pregnant, and scrolling phone in bed is the other mother...

what do you mean they made more than one game? why

women need to start doing this

don't forget, the guy from One Piece is named Monkey. they call him by his last name a lot of the time but his name is Monkey

I thought about what it would be like if there was a dungeon with battles and upgrades in my basement and I got so scared that I cried

harpy using her tub like a birdbath and all the water gets so absolutely everywhere

sometimes I like to pause a youtube video 1 or 2 seconds after it starts and imagine that's all that was in the video

picked up a fairy from the forest and brought her home and now as a funny joke I'm teaching her all about the monetary costs of just staying alive in modern society until she starts crying

what 10 minutes in an air fryer at 350°F will do to a mfer