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always sucks when your girlfriend invites you over to her family home to meet her folks and they're all so sweet and inviting but then you accidentally step into the pvp zone that overlaps with her house and her dog beats you up and her parents steal all your stuff and she kicks you on the ground

the tulip/the buzzing bee that steals its sugars enemies to lovers femslash

cutely descends from the sky to steal french fries out of your hand then flies away again

hey, ma'am, sorry to interrupt your conversation, but I overheard your improvised impression of "youtube poop sentence mixing" and at this one part you did a sudden change in tone for one word, but in the original source that word is said in a way that would sound much more natural when spliced, so like.... :\ yeah. :/

sliced and shredded cheese is so scary :( they really hurt or killed the cheeses real bad to make those :(

oh I hope it's possible to become some kind of plant I think it is but I'm not sure yet

I really really don't think it's good or healthy for the bear to let the bird swallow the golden puzzle pieces like that...

accidentally bared my teeth in front of a cute girl and she took it as a sign of aggression and started mauling me to death. eff em ell!

Top Ten Children's Cartoon Characters Who Probably Should Not Have Had Unhingeable Jaws With Rows and Rows of Far Too Many Teeth

Can You Beat Super Bumper Bario Without Completing A Single Token?

they need to add a dust emoji. applications: to express that you have been ground up into dust. when you can't speak and you are coughing up dust. when you are dry and crumble into dust. when you are old and covered with dust. when a villain attacks your home and everything has been reduced to dust

I'm on a sea turtle diet; I see turtle and I eat it

I'm not into being talked down to or treated like an animal but I think if I was strong and powerful and unbeatable and was coerced to carry out violent justice in a woman's name I wouldn't mind being called her dog every once in a while as long as she lets me eat at the table and not out of a bowl