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they're calling her "the girl who physics happens to", on account of the fact that she experiences physics at 1.2x the usual rate. maybe that doesn't sound like much to you but she can't walk through carpets because of the friction and she can't use stairs because of the gravity and she can't experience physical contact with another human being because of the rmodynamics

my lady, tonight's supper shall be... some fucken bullshit !! idk lol!! just threw some shit in tha pot didn't even cooked it La MAO!

does anyone know when things will be okay again

I am the reincarnation of the snail you stepped on when you were five. I hold no grudge with you, for I no longer remember the comfort of my shell. nevertheless, you must face karmic retribution

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a different size of girl

ℹ️ Notification: Princess of Shadows is inviting you to Killing you with the cursed blade

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

there are also tropical penguings... they live in warm places... I hope u don't forget this...?

his name is sideboob squarepants even though he's flat as a board and the pants are a rectangular prism at best...

ehehe, hey hey, tell me a joke :) hehe pleeeaaase? *listens* tch. *spits on the ground* that wasn't bunny funny.

I know you're worried about male gaze and for good reason, but right now I'm more concerned with basilisk gaze (it kills you)