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I honestly love drawings of a person holding a baby where the artist doesn't really have any experience with the size of a babies beyond a general understanding that they are Small, and you end up with children the size of ice cream cones that can be held in one hand

I wanna go back in time and feed an andrewsarchus a really big bowl of really hot peppers to see how it feels about them

just don't really understand why you would graverob when you literally already have a skeleton that you got for free

um, is it just me, or is grilled cheese with a fried egg and bacon on it kind of epic actually...?

ha ha, you'll never be able to comprehend my dogmode...! *turns into a cat* yeah I see that look you're giving me. see, I told you you couldn't comprehend it. nobody does... *inhaling a shaky breath while holding back tears* I think... I think you should leave.

fight or flight? no... tonight we both ... battlebirds, wingssemble...!

ramen topper? I'm jealous. wish ramen would do that to me too

[tearing violently & unsuccessfully at industrially sealed plastic packaging with nails and teeth] okay I know how this looks but I promise you I am not a malicious microbe trying to get in for infection reasons I am just a regular human woman seeking the flavor of your cured meats. please. I'm a person [crying now] I'm just a regular girl

if you're unironically gatekeeping fandoms/hobbies/interests in this day and age just because there's a funny new meme word for it, I'm dragging you out into the woods to hit you with foam swords and buddy you better be keeping track of your hit points because you're not going to have many left when I'm done with you

I'm pregnant, and scrolling phone in bed is the other mother...

what do you mean they made more than one game? why

women need to start doing this

don't forget, the guy from One Piece is named Monkey. they call him by his last name a lot of the time but his name is Monkey