why i never

[now more experienced] why i sometimes

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less