why i never

[now more experienced] why i sometimes

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

staying at my grandparents’ and the gabinius sketch i drew on the kitchen blackboard a year ago is still there because my grandma thinks he looks “charming”. she’s been writing her groceries around him.