this is not a coherent blog

there's three rules of naming babies:

Optional Bonus: if your baby will ever have a job one day, ensure that their email address (if in the standard First Initial, Last Name format) will not be something embarrassing.

Okay, I'll bite. Hawm

Captions:

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

HOLY SHIT

He is also responsible for one of my favorite comics of all time.

There’s a Lady No-Kids Continued

The fates have ordained that this cross my timeline again and you better fucking believe i’m reblogging it.

the hot chocolate enjoyer when you ask where all the milk is going so fast:

i’ve seen this user post this photo as a sort of reaction image a couple times now and it makes me laugh every time. because this is the incredibly elusive marbled cat and they really do just have a tendency to look so pitiful, guilty, and empty in the head. so here’s some more photos of them looking like there’s just one marble bouncing around their skull:

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL