✨At The Cottage✨

ilya convincing shane to watch a horror movie and faking being scared like oh movie is so scary shane you need to protect me from evil man with chainsaw🥺🫣 and shane is like if you wanted to cuddle you could just say so

shane whose dick is bigger than ilya’s but he doesn’t really notice or really cares and ilya who is fully aware his dick is smaller and he tells himself it doesn’t matter because shane doesn’t seem to have any complaints but he secretly resents it a little bit and it also turns him so much

i would like to see the yaga trailer

ilya being in a period of Bad depression and between playing games and going to practice he doesn't really have the energy to do much else and he just kind of collapses when he gets home and he hasn't shaved in days and his hair is unruly and he just feels kinda gross and ugly but doesn't have the energy to do anything about it so shane is like Not On My Watch so he drags ilya into the tub and washes his hair with his special curly shampoo and carefully shaves his face and lathers him in too much body lotion which means he has to stand stark naked in the bathroom for 10 minutes before he can put clothes on and shane tries his best to do his curly hair routine for him he gets the special towel and the curl cream and his eyebrows furrow in concentration as he scrunches ilya's curls to the best of his abilities and ilya sits on the toilet lid with tears in his eyes

connor storrie how do you feel about lesbians i think together we could have a beautiful lavender marriage