✨At The Cottage✨

they should make avocados that are ripe

what a beautiful day to not be on hrtwt

i have a devastating fic idea that could easily turn into like 50k words but i don’t know if i have the brain capacity to write it also i’m more of a oneshot kinda guy so idk how that works

i don’t know if there’s a specific name for this but that thing where one person uses their finger to ‘draw’ on the other person’s back and the other person has to guess what they drew and i’m just thinking about ilya laying flat on his stomach and shane sitting on the back of his thighs tracing his finger along ilya’s back and ilya guesses them all because shane draws like a house, a dog, a hockey stick, a heart and shane can never guess what ilya is drawing because no you are wrong again shane, is me and you swimming at the cottage, no this is me scoring ten goals on hayden pike while he cries…yes i know he is not goalie but i still score on him, this is clearly me fucking you on the hood of my car, shane you are so bad at this

hudson said i’m not starring in your short film if i can’t wear little leopard print panties

clicking play on s2 ep1 of heated rivalry is gonna hit better than crack