None Binary with Left Beef

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

[says a silly little phrase that becomes part of your lexicon]

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

Never date anyone who can’t sit through a marathon of the LOTR extended editions u don’t need that kind of weakness in ur life

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

everyone who reblogged this has adhd

LIES AND DECEIT

A THOUSAND YEARS IN JAIL FOR MOTHER