it's real sweet to grow old

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

the looming spectre of yaoi is enough but lesbian sex has to literally happen onscreen. Just another thing black sails got perfectly right

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

this friday remember to keep climbing out of this hole that resembles the grave but isn’t

much to consider

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly