it's real sweet to grow old

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

*Looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Colin Mochrie and which one is Ryan Styles

*looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Laura Hall on piano and Linda Taylor on guitar

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i am considering going beep boop

You know what trope I wanna see more of? Couples who have been married forever who are estranged but still in love but estranged. You know me better than any other person on earth. I haven't seen you in three years. I never stopped loving you. If I have to spend another minute in your presence I will murder you. I'm hurt and I need you right here with me. God you're such a dumbass. You're the only one I trust to do this job. I want you out of my sight.