it's real sweet to grow old

*Looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Colin Mochrie and which one is Ryan Styles

*looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Laura Hall on piano and Linda Taylor on guitar

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i am considering going beep boop

You know what trope I wanna see more of? Couples who have been married forever who are estranged but still in love but estranged. You know me better than any other person on earth. I haven't seen you in three years. I never stopped loving you. If I have to spend another minute in your presence I will murder you. I'm hurt and I need you right here with me. God you're such a dumbass. You're the only one I trust to do this job. I want you out of my sight.