it's real sweet to grow old

we all have that one cousin who rolls around a ball that picks stuff up

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

i have tested positive for tzatziki

i want to do a painting of a tiger taking a bath to put in a bathroom (bathroom-themed bathroom) and to this end i made a little maquette out of clay and i suspect this will scope creep into having both a painting and sculpture of a tiger or perhaps only a sculpture of a tiger. if i do both should they be displayed together or separately

waking up and reading tumblr as my morning newspaper except 80% of the newspaper has a lesbian profile background and is posting about doctor who 😌

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

There are Experiences behind this sign

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[taps mic] i like when fish have a big eyeball

You can get so much paper for free just by having a mail box.