it's real sweet to grow old

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

if theyre selling the rights to doctor who i reckon they should give me a go of it im a nice young man and my heart's in the right place

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

*Looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Colin Mochrie and which one is Ryan Styles

*looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Laura Hall on piano and Linda Taylor on guitar

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems