it's real sweet to grow old

i am like the breadloser of the family

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

Two of my favorite rocks! ~ : )

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

(in sex ed class) this is stupid when are we ever gonna need to use this lol

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wasting away again in tumblrinaville...

in the club being rejected by women and saying stuff like "so be it"

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward