it's real sweet to grow old

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

going to the corner store to get more corners

in 2026 i am wishing for all of us the energy of bilbo baggins, who was headhunted for an extremely well paid role he had no qualifications or experience for, blagged the interview, and within his first week found a magic ring that does the job for him

the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will