mined craft...

new ore alert! Balls Ore.

in the Cock Mine swinging my pickaxe at Balls Ore

why why why

ideal fantasy job: gnome exterminator. imagine the satisfaction of pulling apart a gnome like a cheese string. just popping it like a tube of cookie dough. whole time the gnome is uncontrollably giggling it just loves this shit. it just reforms later. its like a visit to the chiropractor for him

images of me

pictures of you

grass block

grass block

grass block

needed a flint for flint and steel so i took my gravel block out back and beat it to death with my shovel

put me in a minecraft world like the minecraft movie. am i staring around at the world in awe? no. i am ELBOW deep in the sand blocks. fuck off whimisical guide to these new and strange lands, ive got moss blocks to lick

*finishes eating a ½ lb burger* wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex.

when im bored as shit at night time i go on ebay and lowball people selling tamagotchis. i be sending downright unreasonable offers i mean real gust of wind and tumbleweed type shit. a peanut a sweet and three pennies. give me the elctronic toy

markiplier dead in digging straight down disaster

fell straight into a dungeon with an LA gang spawner in it

i wish the sulfur cube was real so i could fill it with custard and kick it into traffic

youtuber showing off his new redstone megabuild pistons and slime blocks and repeater lines running up and down and all around and he hasnt explained AT ALL what it does but when he powers it on your room starts shaking and the lights start flickering and he looks directly into his crap webcam with jet black eyes and just says 'it is done.' and the video abruptly ends and when you check twitter to see if any of his fans have had the same experience your feed is filled with the news that the pope just turned into a dirt block live on television