all the world's a stage and I'm here to break legs

But it’s not so enjoy

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

reblog this now more than ever

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

anyway what’s the best book you’ve ever read and yes if you say some YA shit i will kill a hostage.

incredibly spiffy nurse told me my outfit was fire though

new medical care minigame: streetwear points

I'm glad everyones having fun with their deltarunes Or I'm sorry that happened in the deltarunes

ear started ringing so i had to pick up

when halo rings i pick up

anyway. when i drop my 700 page book full of vivid fantasy dinner descriptions and maddening slow burn leading to explicit sex,

DYING AGAIN

maybe living

ok hopital just in case

he said drink baby juice

every now and again, usually around 1am, im like “im finally going to do it. Im going to craft the perfect post to solve life, the universe, and everything” and recently ive been experiencing a corollary thought to that, “girl what the fuck, go to bed.” I blame this response thought for the continued woes of the world

oh you don't gotta do that i already figured it out. it's Wabo!

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