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Peter Solarz
Stranger Things

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JVL
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Andulka
Cosmic Funnies
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we're not kids anymore.

Love Begins
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I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."
Since tumblr is rightfully loving this one, I feel obligated to mention that I ran into the same guy again on the last day of the convention and told him Scribe was really entertained by this, and he said that the night before he'd also really gotten one of the hotel waitresses, who informed him he could take a seat wherever and he replied "Oh, no thanks, I brought my own"
we need legislation banning games >100GB
OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!
upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake
to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50
Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23
wait is that real
just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost
it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!
So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!
i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow
goat dog
Submitter comment: I'd like to submit this '[s]tudy of defensive behavior of a venomous snake as a new approach to understand snakebite' not for it's topic (worth studying!) but for it's insane methodology, which... well, I'll just let the researcher speak for himself:
[Q: Why did you decide to do this experiment?
A: Snake behavior has been generally neglected as a field of research, especially in Brazil. And most studies don’t examine what factors make them want to bite. If you study malaria, you can research the parasite that causes the disease—but if you don’t study the mosquito that carries it, you will never solve the problem. Up until now, the popular wisdom was that the jararaca would only attack if you touched it or stepped on it. But that was not what we found.
Q: Why did you need to be the victim?
A: The best way to do this research is to put snakes and a human together. In this case, the human was me. We put the snakes inside a ring on the floor of our lab until they got used to it, then I stepped in wearing special protective boots. I stepped close to the snake and also lightly on top of it. I didn’t put my whole weight on my foot, so I did not hurt the snakes. I tested 116 animals and stepped 30 times on every animal, totaling 40,480 steps.]
From the recent (aptly named) interview: Researcher steps on deadly vipers 40,000 times to better predict snakebites

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"Gandalf, buddy? What have you got there?"
"Oh him? That my emotional support hobbit."
"Uh huh. And what he got?"
"That's my hobbit's emotional support hobbit."
"And I suppose those two are also emotional support hobbits as well?"
"No, of course not. Those two are my emotional distress hobbits."
".....?"
"Keeps me on my toes."
...Join star fleet they said...It'll be an adventure they said...
how do you feel about your hometown
love it/never wanna leave (still live there)
mid/whatever (still live there)
hate it (still live there)
love it/miss it (don't live there)
mid/whatever (don't live there)
hate it/good riddance (don't live there)
im bald
saw a post that made me wonder this. please tag with your thoughts im curious!!
It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.
Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.
Shitposting at its finest.
So is this the same guy as Lord Buckethead?
Not... Quite. This guy was Lord Buckethead for a while, but he wasn't the Lord Buckethead.
I think there's been like three, four guys under the bucket? They all pretend they're just the one guy of course, but the kayfabe doesn't run very deep. (If you're taking Lord Buckethead seriously, you ain't getting it.)
Anyway, he'd just adopted the character unilaterally after it was seemingly abandoned, but then the original (retired) guy told him to stop using his creation and he switched to being Count Binface instead. Subsequently Lord Buckethead the First annointed a new, sanctioned Lord Buckethead, who is also still running around.
They even compete in the same race, sometimes.

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On a more productive note, since Sold A Story came out there have been campaigns in at least 40 US states to establish science-based literacy curricula
Stanford Professor Rebecca Silverman discusses a transformative movement backed by research that is changing literacy instruction in schools
The Reading League, a nonprofit dedicated to the project of science-based literacy education, has chapters in 46 states and have collected materials on reading-education science here:
Find science of reading resources, recommended books, and professional development videos to build your professional knowledge.
it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side
ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor
and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business
SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!
Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE
An important tweet
This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.
Never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this again: Reducing women and girls to their vaginas and then forcing them to show those vaginas to strangers is not a feminist ideal.
To all my international friends, yes the leader of the UK's biggest far right party is going to have to defend his seat as a member of parliament against a man with a bin on his head, this is not a bit, this is a real and genuine thing happening in UK politics
Pulling the gist of prev's tags into the main post because it does very much add to this: this was an entirely predictable result of an entirely unforced choice on the part of the far right party leader. He fully did this to himself. Claims to be a man of the people; clearly does not understand the fundamental British commitment to Silliness.
Yeah, like... For those who haven't yet caught the full rundown-- the reason this is happening is that Farage got caught in a huge corruption scandal. He stepped down over it, and promptly signed up to run in the by-election to be his own replacement.
What he's hoping to pull off with this move is to claim a mandate from re-election-- ~~well whatever I may have done in the past, The People have chosen that I shall go on and I shall do their will blah blah etc.~~
That's why there are no other real candidates. By not standing, they maybe lose the chance to gain his seat off him (it wouldn't swing any votes in parliament); but they completely neutralize his ploy and lay the nature of his stunt election bare. There's no "mandate" to be gained from playing solitaire.
So that's what's up here. There's a deeply unserious man trying to make a mockery of the electoral system, and there's also a guy with a trashcan on his head.

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Guillermo Lorca García, La Cama Inglesa
This is what I would do if I was Count Binface and I actually won:
Resign from office on the grounds that I only ran for the bants, triggering a further by-election
Immediately announce my candidacy for the by-election.