authentically mediaeval fantasy RPG level: accidentally triggering a magical inscription because reading silently isn't really a thing you do
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authentically mediaeval fantasy RPG level: accidentally triggering a magical inscription because reading silently isn't really a thing you do

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(it is definitely like talking to a fucking genie with me)
i love movies but let's be honest. do this many movies need to be about heterosexual men shouting? like... do you think we maybe have enough movies about dudes yelling real loud? have we not perhaps reached a threshold?
wait people sleep with their doors closed????
okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed
After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb āwithout remorseā and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.
Apparently he was building something with a younger kid āwho really looks up to him and is just starting to make friendsā and said āHey, youāre really fucking good at this.ā which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.
I absolutely failed at doing this:

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we should've built the SI system on the roman units of measurement. also since their smallest defined unit of time was the hour, and the hour varied by length according to day of the year, this means all constants which include time in their definition would vary according to the length of the solar day. while no doubt this would have greatly inhibited scientific progress, it would have been a very funny thing to do.
Said this before but it genuinely flummoxes me to never have seen a silent hill style survival horror with a wheelchair user as a central protagonist.
Like, the overwhelming majority of the mechanics of that genre would lend themselves absolutely perfectly to that. The tank controls early in the genre? character handling and turning their chair. The oft-joked part of you can't climb over knee-high obstacles? Well, yeah, even if the protagonist has enough mobility to stand and climb over, unless they can get their chair through with them they're out of luck. The often semi-cumbersome relationship with melee weaponry and use of firearms? A wheelchair user is someone who would have even more reasons to not want a demon from hell practically on top of them- both their body and their primary means of mobility is at risk.
Heck, Silent Hill even loves scattering wheelchairs around and using them as imagery anyway, just put the playable character in one.
Even the way these sort of games often herd and control the player character's movement through the setting, and how they have to solve puzzles to progress- that would have perfect intertextuality with someone who's not just lost in the middle of nowhere but also has to figure out how to, say, get up to a second floor of a space that doesn't have an elevator and they can't climb the stairs.
I know the game Endoparasitic has a protagonist with only one working limb as its central conceit but as-said it baffles me how few games feature mobility-limited protagonists when so many genres but especially survival horror feel like they'd lend themselves perfectly to that sort of thing.
Almost every survival horror concerns itself at least partially with navigating an environment that seems set against you and often having to specifically solve problems to get place to place in crumbling environs.
A more moody, introspective Silent Hill-style title could also make a lot of hay out of the vulnerability that visibly disabled people experience in our world, while a more bombastic Resident Evil-esque approach could have a lot of fun with the protagonist mad max-style customizing their wheelchair as well as the more pointed take of an """imperfect""" person's attitude towards all these clownlords who keep babbling about perfecting humanity by making bigger and worse beefcake monsters.
a little obsessed with the story of how giacomo casanova was sharing a gondola with this random guy who suddenly started having a seizure, and casanova had some medical training so he stabilized the guy until the guyās physician could be called. and then the physician bled the guy and put mercury ointment on him, which caused everything to get worse to the point that a priest was called to administer the guyās last rites, but then casanova stepped in and washed off the mercury ointment despite the doctor yelling at him not to. and the guy recovered and turned out to be super rich and powerful and in gratitude bankrolled casanovaās debauchery for years until casanova got himself sentenced to five years in jail for blasphemy. also at one point he got shot through the hand in a duel and doctors wanted to amputate it but he said no itāll be fine and it Was
so what iām saying is a medical procedural show where the main character is giacomo casanova and he doesnāt want to be solving these medical mysteries but goddamn if he isnāt the only fucker in this room who knows how to not kill the patient. so i guess my date with this prussian chick will just have to wait
this pitch would have absolutely killed at the bbc between 1991 and 2005 btw
for years, the game Project Zomboid has pissed me off because approximately half of the female zombies i kill and loot have a "strapless bra" in their inventories. i believe this is casually misogynistic (in a negligent way, not a malevolent one) because most normal women in real life wear strapless bras maybe 4 times in their entire lives, generally to rare events like weddings or prom, and at almost no other time. ie, i will never just be hanging out in my house in a tshirt and jeans with a strapless bra on. never. so i am making this poll to email to the devs when i submit my second complaint about the strapless bra loot table drop rate. you can assist me by voting and reblogging. i added a bunch of options just for fun but the bra/no bra/strapless bra are the big three.
if YOU were turned into a zombie right now, and I caved your head in with a shovel, what kind of bra would i find on your corpse?
WOMEN: what kind of bra or chest undergarment are you wearing RIGHT NOW?
no bra, nothing under my shirt, or entirely topless
"NORMAL" bra: cups, shoulder straps, rib band, underwire or no underwire
STRAPLESS bra
sports bra
binder
bralette or similar item
binding tape, ace bandage or wrap
nipple tape or pasties
compression shirt or bodysuit
tank top/undershirt/bodysuit/leotard of some kind but no "bra" per se
i am not a woman but it's important that i get to participate
i dont have a torso, i am the Fresno Nightcrawler but i want my vote to be count
i am only half serious about this, but i am going to email the devs anyway. politely. because it does bother me. vote Fresno Nightcrawler for ānone of the aboveā
tragedy enjoyers when the tragedy is tragic ^-^

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The drama! The skill! The cinematography! It's ART! IT'S ALL ART!!
Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly at the premiere of Bound, 1996
btw, current scientific consensus is that early crocodylomorph archosaurs were endothermic or mesothermic and that crocodiles are secondarily cold-blooded, with their bizarre circulatory and respiratory systems being a legacy of their warm-blooded ancestors.
I sometimes wonder what a hypothetical person who had access to my inbox but couldn't see any of the public-facing posts that prompted these remarks would conclude my blog is about.
libertarian neil peart: it sucks so much that the government doesn't allow us to make choices OR play guitars
liberal neil peart: don't forget to vote for the new priests of syrinx in the upcoming temple midterms
communist neil peart: philosophers and ploughmen, each must know his part
christian neil peart: i will choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
agnostic neil peart: we just don't know who created the motor law
atheist neil peart: i will choose freewill
bicurious neil peart: hand over hand doesn't seem so much hand over hand is the strength of a common touch
cyberpunk neil peart: net boy net girl send your signal around the world put your message in a modem and throw it in the cyber sea
reaganite neil peart: and the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
faulty android neil peart: sometimes our circuits get shorted by external interference signals get crossed and the balance distorted by internal incoherence
Nothing is Perfect, by Metric.
Nothing is perfect, it's gorgeous, the sky meets the sea but nothing is perfect, nothing is perfect for me
This song came up on shuffle yesterday when I was driving up into the foothills. It's a striking drive at any time of year, but it's maybe especially lovely right now with all the seasonal rains greening up the mountainside -- so lush and luxurious that it can be seen from miles down the valley, growing brighter and more distinct the further up you drive.
Some people say the desert is empty wasteland, and of course they're wrong. Nothing really can be on this planet. It's harder to remember that some times than others, even if you know better. But it's not just thorns and heatstroke here. It's entire life cycles born from and sustained by puddles. It's sunrises and sunsets that light the whole sky on fire. It's wintering eastern songbirds and really robust conservation efforts and trees of all sizes lining the banks of underground rivers.
Even knowing all that, something I've always struggled with in living here, and probably always will, is how much I miss the way nature works itself out in Ohio: deciduous trees, the green, the damp, a good cold winter with snow, bodies of water. There are things I love about nature here, too: how infrequently I have to worry about getting rained on, gentle sunshine on winter days, the stars, the sky islands, the prevalence of fruit trees and other edible plants.
Nothing is perfect, it's gorgeous...
It probably says something about me that this happened when I was looking at the greenest time of year here. But...driving into the foothills to an appointment I wasn't thrilled about keeping after a long day at work, on one of the hottest and stickiest days we've had recently in a summer full of what seems like dangerously hot and/or sticky days worldwide, looking at that indistinct fuzz of mountain greenery as it focused and sharpened itself to my eyes and slid in and out of shadow and took up more and more of my view...
That's when I felt it. Like finally punching through a wall only to find the brick was an illusion the whole time. They say the desert is empty nothingness. But nothing is perfect. Nothing is worth it. Nothing provides.
Nothing is real, and it can hurt us. So can anything. It's not endless; nothing is. But it doesn't have to be. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous.
I'm happy I live here.

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what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes
fantasy culture where you have a different name for every role in your life and a true name that is extremely secret
you don't get to know all of me
it's tuesday you only get to know sara
you understand me to my soul
Honestly all the notes on this have been so good, here's a few of my favorites
iām so fucking pissed off at this picture
wwhat the fuckā¦.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS
oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea
Hereās the second image again since it somehow disappeared in reblogs