A fashionable suit of armour

Jonny d'Ville:

“Jonny D'ville is the infamous --captain-- first mate of the starship aurora. He's here for music, violence, music, singing, violence, violence, and more violence.”

“LOVE LOSES!!!!!”

“He's an immortal space pirate with a gun-shaped harmonica. He's also in a band that writes musicals, and he's the lead narrator and he plays harmonica.”

“he's a mass murderer he's aromantic pansexual he's extremely traumatized and i love him”

“He is overdramatic, constantly calls himself the captain when he is the first mate, evil, has committed every crime except sexual ones, killed his father and maybe killed his motherish figure, and is a cannibal”

“Insane sadistic space pirate cowboy, what more would you want?”

“He has canonically committed every crime”

“HELLO LADIES *maniacal laughter and gunfire”

“Hes a silly little bitch who likes murder and chaos and cant play the harmonica to save his life and cant do a southern accent to save his life either despite being New Texan”

“Has committed every crime, with the exception of anything sexual. Murderous. Narrator of a lot of The Mechs' stuff. Probably not straight. Really cool. Killed his father, than killed the person who told him to kill his father. Immortal asshole”

“He has a metal heart, he is immortal and dies constantly, hes the first mate of a space pirate crew/band and tells everyone he's the captain, he sucks so bad and I love him. Also he eats people. just for funsies”

“He's immortal, he's dead, he breaks into hospitals to tell scary stories to kids, he thinks gravity making two moons crash into each other is the pinnacle of a tragic love story, he killed his dad. What more could you want from a man??”

“👉👈🫀⚙️🕰️🏴‍☠️🩸🔪please?”

“Tumblr likes violent poor meow meows with unresolved parental issues, right? What about a doubly self-orphaned, immortal space pirate kept alive by the thing burrowing inside his heart, and telling the same story, the same lie over and over and over again?”

“He’s committed every crime except the sex ones (including grievous misuse of rodents)”

“hot immortal space pirate. incredibly homosexual in a genderqueer way, incredibly angsty. great singer. very hot.”

Jonathan Sims:

“Everyone's favorite eyeball monster 💚”

“Jon sims is a wet cat”

“pathetic wet cat man.”

“He started off as a jerk, but later on he turned to become a man who is trying to keep his humanity while transforming into a avatar of fear. He's not perfect, but he still tries.”

“He’s tragic, he’s got a boyfriend, he’s a puppet for dark forces beyond mortal understanding ❤️”

“He's asexual, he's biromantic, he's the narrative's sprecialest boy and that is a TERRIBLE THING for him!”

“He is the most wet cat of a man. He spends the entire first season being in complete denial of the supernatural, then spends the entire next season in a paranoid spiral where he stalks his coworkers house's. He then gets kidnapped 3 times. He also becomes the anti-Christ and goes on a road trip with his boyfriend through the apocalypse to kill a single man.”

“He's a pathetic little man and I love him”

“Sad, wet, pathetic meow meow eyeball man”

“Wet cat. The antichrist. Asexual Biromantic. Loves his boyfriend. Eldritch horror. also he gets paranoia arc.”

“Horrible wet rat of a man. tried to give a cigarette to a ghost. got kidnapped like three seperate times and started getting snarky at his kidnappers. ended the world by accident. still enjoyed it. loves his boyfriend and cats in general. got one fucked up job and it was all downhill from there”

“He literally ends the world how could any character be better?”