Transman with a trans plan - he/they

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

Hey, it's me, someone who has to take out trash at my job. If you throw your drink into the trash, could you please have the decency to pour the remaining liquid/ice out first. Please I am begging you, your drinks keep leaking on me.

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

Oouuuhhhhh you are not majestic but you are having so much fun

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

congratulations on the woman! and the forklift certification!

"It is difficult to see the masks being changed" listen if you haven't hit play there is nothing that can prepare you for how freakishly understated this sentence is. press play. do it. watch it. see if you can spot the moment. you can't spot the moment because IT'S FUCKING MAGIC