Furry on Main

me when I'm about to get you

❗️I am not playing along with you❗️

I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure 😭😭😭

ive been drawing AK art lately

scientific fact

Attack #19 for @tallaroo aheehee.... wiggle

found this in an old folder and cleaned it up in like 2seconds because it's good

But I'm ready

very very important

I meant to prank my friend by hiding hundreds of small ducks after saying I would hide small frogs, but it turns out due to some quirk of only 3 people on the entire Internet knowing what a prank is, it seems I have pranked hundreds of other people by saying I would put 100 small frogs in my friends house, when in fact the prank was that it was 202 small ducks.

an update. it has been over 4 months and they are still finding ducks

The key to a good prank, imo, is that the person you're pranking should not feel bad. They should feel delight. My friend has 2 kids. She walked in the door from her vacation, and instead of having two cranky children to deal with as soon as she got home on top of everything else, she got two children excited to run around finding small ducks. My friend knows me well enough to know that when I say weird things there's always a chance I'm not joking, and she would have said no (and been respected) if she didn't want this. The prank was never that I was hiding the toys, just which toys they were, and how many would be hidden.

Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

Gosh, that's so perfect. Your friend is actually the only one who is engaging with this post correctly. Supersedes my original intent, even. Sorry, I bow to her wisdom here. Tell your friend I hope she's having fun!