SomeSpicyCheese

Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day

I was like "damn, not even the emperor?" to which they replied, dead serious "especially not the emperor"

And now my fucking contrarian-ass mind wants to read about The Unhappiest Ork, the Weirdboy whose connection to the Waaagh energy makes him have chronic depression. Other Boyz try to cheer him up but it just doesn't work and they are Concerned. He has an emotional support Squig, a Gretchin therapist, the works. Gimme the sad tales of Glum'uzg the Saboy.

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

i think if you call a wellness check on someone and they get involuntarily committed, the hospital fees should get charged to the person who reported. “that would make people stop reporting if it’s gonna cost them a lot of money!!!” yeah good

psych wards are almost exclusively tools of violence that mainly serve to bankrupt the mentally ill with medical debt and make sure they lose any ability to live a normal life by almost guaranteeing they lose their job. on another notes, a good amount of suicide attempts are over financial issues

if you’re a big enough idiot to think a trip to the ward would help anyone, you should have to put in your full insurance info and have no right to being anonymous when the reported wants to know who decided to commit them

"I am not a vessel for your good intent" goes hard as a line from a disabled perspective. Abled people care so much more about being their idea of a good ally than they do actually being a good ally. They shove their good intent right down your throat and then act surprised when you tell them they're suffocating you.

[ID: An image of a sign with a blue background and with a graphic of a stick figure in a wheelchair at the beginning, resembling disabled parking space signs. The text below the stick figure reads "I am not a vessel for your good intent." /ID]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

there should be a way to opt out of internet political ads forever. i need a box i can check that says "im not a fucking toddler i actually research candidates and your stupid ad isn't going to influence me in any way you're just wasting my time"

dont let the rawring 20s pass you by

Literally so awesome.

SO awesome

guitar hero controller support for speedruns

if i had a guitar hero controller to test with i absolutely would that would be amazing

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

I have kind of a niche political view on tumblr, which is that I think misogyny is bad even when it’s just hurting women

and I don’t even think it needs to have a singular benefit for men for feminism and the abolition of patriarchy to be worthwhile

in fact the abolition of patriarchy could be a net loss for men and I would still think that feminism and the abolition of patriarchy was worth it

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.