Kristy's (Sometimes) Art Blog

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we’re not allowed to sing or play this video out loud at my house because it immediately ruins my dad’s whole day

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

damn The Lion in Winter (1968) really is thee film of all time. it's a 12th century historical epic. it's a dramedy about going home for Christmas and getting into fights with your family. it's gay. it's homophobic. everyone loves each other. everyone's trying to kill/imprison each other. Katharine Hepburn talks about wearing a gold chain from her nipples. she won an academy award for it. one of the most devious characters is just called Jeff™. Genuinely peak holiday viewing

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

now picture the character powerless and afraid and losing all hope