fucker in charge (of you fucking fucks)

one of my favorite things about him is that he just looks awful. terrible facial hair terrible clothes and constant sweatyness. i like his ugly ass and i want him to be my pet who sleeps on a velvet pillow and whose hair i brush twice a day.

I WANNA DO TRICKS ON HIS SHITTTTTTT I WANNA TWIRL AND FLIP ON IT

so here's the gods honest truth. i thought bloodymary the ship was fucking stupid and tbh i still think that. because people cant interact with iron lung on its own terms and they certainly cant have a fandom without men buttfucking each other so they turn on the yaoi lasers and summon forth ryan gosling to be gay with markiplier. and laika imagery everywhere because we need canned symbolism. but i accidentally watched some bloodymary reels on insta and i gotta be honest. its slop but its kind of peak. i cant get into it unironically but it's kind like the mountain dew of yaoi ships. but it still sucks and i wish people would see simon for the mutated dead pile of detritus at the bottom of the blood ocean he is. sincerely a boromir and other dead guys fan

where's the hornyposting about being an adult woman with a rich and complex inner life unrelated to her sexual proclivities. the teenage girl rape fetishist blog is overrepresented on tumblr