fucker in charge (of you fucking fucks)

problem with [redacted] is the fandomites keep reinventing the wheel instead of trying out funky new ideas at risk of "contradicting established fanon." literally got a hate comment about this on ao3 once. guys i also fell victim to bowing at the altar of "established fanon" but its possible to break free i swear. simply think about and write and draw new headcanons for [redacted] and you will reincarnate as wild doves flying high above the constraints of the smaller minded

accidentally let my baby zombie piglin out of the little (ethical!) room where i keep her and she went across the hall to look at my axolotl tank. so rationally and reasonably i strategically placed some gates around my base to allow her freer range since i couldnt bear the thought of parting her with the axolotls plus she literally wouldnt leave without me dragging her out in a boat. but despite giving her access to an outdoor garden, my own residential area and a few other places, she literally just wants to look at the axolotls and wander around my nether wart farm. i feel so maternal towards this fake minecraft creature it actually makes me sick. her name is temujin like genghis khan

tomorrow im gonna knit and fantasize about pullo and vorenus doing stuff to each others butts :]

lately all my repeat songs are shit like careless whisper, be like a woman, fire in my heart, etc. coinciding with deeper explorations into tool and slayer and some nine inch nails stuff. somethings happening but i cant quite place it 🤨 ....

when i finish hbo rome season 2 im afraid this might become a pullo/vorenus blog. s2ep1 had some borderline samwise/frodo levels of bromance and homoeroticism. also vorenus in a cryful fugue state covered in blood all episode 🤤🤤🤤 im in love with him i know he did all that evil shit but idc. pullo too i need them to eiffel tower me Who Said That