Catherine's Beatin' Gloves
Strong, meticulously crafted Steel Gauntlets that carry a weight reflective of equipment made for handling heavy rods.
Recommended for those proficient with 'Ultra Clubs'.
"Catherine was a legendary feline-beastperson from the second era. While many references to her existence persist, the exact reason she was legendary remains unclear."
Strength +50
Critical Chance on 'Ultra Rod' attack + 15%
Attack Speed with 'Ultra Rod' weapons + 15%
'Cute' affix weaponry gain ability "Chance to Charm on hit" (Unlisted value: 5%)
Max Dexterity set to 10
Ineffective at performing fine motor skill actions
(Unlisted description: Prevents lock picking and provides a 15% chance of 'fumbling' any action involving the hands that isn't related to Ultra Rod use, 'Cute' affix weaponry use, or fulfillment of the Curse.)
Lust + 1 every second
Once Lust reaches 1800, Force Unequip All Armor
Once Lust reaches 3600, Forced to 'Relieve' Lust (Sets Lust to 0)
(Unlisted description: Once Lust reaches 3600 the User is forced to proposition nearby individuals If at all possible. This takes priority over self relief actions. If the User can't relieve Lust then it continues to grow until fully relieved. Suffer a stacking -5 Int debuff every subsequent minute while over 3000 Lust, minimum Int 1. Recover once properly relieved. Relief is recognized by the Cursed Item if the User or a partner is made to cum.)
Only viewable once equipped.
Despite initially taking on the appearance of normal steel gauntlets, these gloves are enchanted with an illusion spell that breaks once equipped and reapplies upon removal.
In reality, they are clumsy, slightly oversized paw gloves with full articulation but limited dexterity.
Upon initial equip, User is forced to unequip any weapons they currently wield.
Only compatible with weapons with the 'Cute' affix, as well as weapons of the 'Ultra Club' category.
User is drawn to thoughts of using their new paws on others in lewd manners.
Cannot be removed unless fulfilled.
Curse is fulfilled upon resetting to 0 Lust, at minimum, 100 times. Lust can only be reset through Self Relief if it has reached a minimum of 1800. Lust can be reset at any time if done with a partner.
Curse is alternatively fulfilled upon shattering, at minimum, 100 different skulls attributed to purely-malicious-souls.