Charismatic Megafauna a.k.a Pride Knightess

Woah woah this has 1000 notes. I'm super flattered and I will bench press each and every one of you.

I can't believe you're this many notes in and nobody knows you handstitched the flag.

Not an vouyer, not a cuck, but a 3rd thing: an esports commentator

This is, of course, a velvet worm, phylum Onychophora, not an insect. One of the most delightful creatures on earth.

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

Seeing my girl in the wild is always a joyful experience. Hey, choke my dick, cutie

I'm gonna flatten it

so i fucked my windows installation up by deleting the wrong thing (oopsies), im trying out linux (fedora) to try and get the hell away from windows but its just one thing after another. currently my tablet isnt reading any input from my pen so until i figure that out you'll get less digital art lol

my ass swapped to Mint Cinnamon and INSTANTLY started having a better time LMAO im not fully back yet but im omw there. atvl the tablet works

oh my fuckning

UNMUTE THIS

I’m at a cafe and I started crying because I had to contain my laughter at how stupidly funny this is