reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

Reblog and put in the tags what you think of as “your” emoji(s)

"you should be at the club" incorrect "you should be at pirate weekend at the renn fair" well this we cannot refute.

and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

the first thing about rpf to understand is that it is ultimately fiction and we will never understand the true inner workings of the lives of celebrities because there is always going to be a veil of performance clouding the way we perceive them. the second thing about rpf to understand is that it’s always true + real and it happened exactly as i imagine it in my mind

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets