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playing this awesome game I call getting so angry I become deathly calm and begin to coolly and deliberately plot the downfall of those who wronged me

This post slaps

im getting catholic dreads

I've been appropriating Catholicism for years

please appropriate catholicism, it pretty much appropriated everything it touched

This is like "those evil queers stole the rainbow from God" 2.0 only somehow even more stupid

catholics: “you want a corpse” also catholics: ::nails a crucific featuring christ’s corpse to the wall for protection::

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Since the free-roaming cat people have been crawling into my mutual’s posts, a reminder of where I stand. I’ve already blocked 6 people today.

Keep your cats inside -- not just for your cat, but for the sake of all the wildlife outside your door. They've already contributed to the extinction of 63 different species, and are pushing even more towards it. Keep your cats safe, and keep the wildlife safe from them. Win-win.

You know how the river makes rocks smooth. Yeah the ocean does the same thing to sharks

the thing about venom I can’t get over is that eddie is like…a recognizable celebrity? like sure, his show got canceled but like people still know who he is??? there’s gotta be security footage or news clips of him turning into venom, or like of the motorcycle chase like….that’s so fucking funny. could you imagine if the top trending news story is a guy turned into an alien monster and ate some guys and everything and you click on the video to see and it’s like….fucking john oliver or someone

WHAT THE FUCK

He looks like he’s ducking down to slurp up those mini-kermits like some kinda anteater.

When you lay too many eggs and realize your young won't survive with that much competition