This is it! My 1000th drawing in my ‘toon album! I’ve come a long way and still have lots to learn but it’s been a fantastic ride so far! Thank you to everyone who has supported me over the years! Here’s to 2,000!

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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This is it! My 1000th drawing in my ‘toon album! I’ve come a long way and still have lots to learn but it’s been a fantastic ride so far! Thank you to everyone who has supported me over the years! Here’s to 2,000!

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This is some Scooby Doo shit XD
The Minnows vs The Giant
It’s a bright Summer’s day when a giant walks by a river. He has filled his time by tormenting any that comes across him and takes a lot of satisfaction from it. A faint glow in the water catches his eye. He takes a loser look and sees something round among the stones of the riverbed.
“It’s an orb,” he says to himself “perhaps even a magical one.”Feeling that he has a right to it due to his size and strength, he tries to scoop it out. The minnows in the river however, protest.
“The orb is in our waters, giant. It is rightfully ours!” They say firmly. The giant is amused by their claim
“I am mightier than all of you and will just take it. You can’t stop me, little minnows” The minnows whisper to each other before they look to the giant again
“We must settle this as we both have a claim on the orb. Let’s play a game. Whoever wins gets it”
The giant’s booming laugh shakes the trees around him. “What makes you think I will indulge in this offer?” He questions as he puts his hand in the water to retrieve the orb.
The minnows shimmer as they swim in circles around the giant’s submerged wrist.
“The giant is afraid of minnows! The giant fears losing to us! Let’s all laugh at the giant!”.
The giant withdraws his hand, irritated at the feeling of the minnows touching it and growls
“I am not afraid of anything!” He states through gritted teeth. “I will play any game you offer” he stares at the minnows and grins as his arrogance emerges “I’ll even do it one hand tied behind my back” he says, confident that he can beat them. Then his grin grows menacing “and know this, little fish, if I win, I get to eat every single minnow who plays this game. Every scale and tail will be in my belly for dinner”
The minnows quietly discuss the newest wager.
“Fine by us” they say after much discussion “we know how you torment everyone so if we win, you must live in the mountains and never return to the greener lands” The giant scoffs but nods.
“The game will be in the water” the minnows add. The giant shrugs, undeterred.
“It doesn’t matter where we play, I will win all the same”He wades into the deep pool that is just to the side of the river and wraps a rope around his right hand to tie it behind his back.
“The game is simple” the minnows say to him “the first to score twice wins. The orb itself will be the ball” The yellow flag flowers that surround the pond listen carefully and make gaps at each end of the pond to create the goal, their interest piqued. Woodland animals gather to watch this game. Most are friends of the minnows and they make banners and flags to show their support. The giant rolls his eyes. This show of unity annoys him and he’s eager to have them all cowering again when he wins.
It doesn’t take long for the giant to score the first goal even with his self imposed disadvantage. As soon as a magpie caws for the game to start, he easily throws the orb between the gap on the north side of the pond. The woodland goes quiet. A squirrel throws the orb back into the pool to restart the game.
“Come on, minnows”, she mumbles to herself before she hurries up a tree to watch the rest of the game. As the orb floats back to the centre the giant laughs again. “You were foolish to challenge me, minnows. I will have that orb as well as a very hearty feast of fish tonight. There are hundreds of you and it will give me great pleasure eating you all”
The minnows though are not afraid. “Our numbers are many just as you say!” They reply as they surround the orb and carry it near the surface. They are fast and determined and to everyone’s surprise, they manage to score a goal on the south side by working together. The animals watching cheer for them, delighted to see such small creatures have even the slightest of chances to win.
The giant, enraged by the very thought that such tiny things managed to score against him, snaps the rope holding his tied hand.
“I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL, YOU PATHETIC CREATURES!” He roars furiously. In his anger, he stumbles around to catch the orb, slamming his hands into the water and creating waves and ripples to disrupt the pool as much as he can.
The minnows, still working as a team, take the orb deeper under the water to avoid the dangerous splashes. Their tightly packed group holds it using all their strength to get it towards the goal.
“Push! Push!” They say to each other, not letting the giant’s rage or his aggressive movements discourage them.
The giant sees them as they emerge from the deep near the goal and rushes towards them but can do nothing as the orb springs out of the water and arches towards the edge of the pool. The whole woodland seems to hold its breath. It lands between the gap in the flowers with a quiet thud and the air erupts into cheers.
The minnows leap in and out of the water, joyous that they managed to beat the giant.
“The orb is ours! The orb is ours!” They cry out jubilantly.
The giant wades over to where the orb has landed and grabs it.
“I will take this anyway.” He spits as he points to the woodland animals who are still cheering “ I am still bigger and stronger than any of you!” He lifts the hand holding the orb up high. “This is mine!”
The orb seems to respond to his words and it glows bright in his hands. An ethereal spirit emerges from it and floats down to be in front of him. The giant smiles.
“Ah! So it is magic after all. Are you here to grant me a wish, spirit?” He puffs out his chest “I am holding your vessel after all”
The spirit stares up at the giant and sees that he does indeed have the orb. However they shake their head.
“I have been watching from inside my vessel. You have not played with any sense of sportsmanship.” They say in a calm voice that resonates around the trees. “You underestimated the minnows, threw a tantrum when they scored and even had the audacity to take the prize even though you lost. You played without honour or respect. I will not be granting any wish to you”
The giant is taken aback by the spirit’s scolding, his shock of their words makes him splutter in protest.
The spirit lifts up their arms
“You will receive something however. A punishment for your misdeeds and arrogance. You will never leave this woodland again and you will be cursed to watch everyone else live free” a bright light emanates from them and the giant disappears.
The spirit turns to the minnows who look up in awe and fear. But instead of a scowl, the spirit’s expression softens and they crouch by the waterside. “For your efforts you may keep the orb, little minnows, and….” The spirit places their hands in the water “…your river and pools will be clean and clear forever, a small token of my blessings for giving the woodland a great spectacle.”
“Thank you, spirit” the minnows reply, gratefully. The spirit smiles and then disappears. The minnows carry the orb away back to the river with the cheers of the woodland still echoing around them.
They say that the huge stone that sits by the river is the giant, forever bound to watch the minnows as they live their life freely and doomed to see his reflection of what he has become. Sometimes on a summer’s day, if you take a closer look in the crystal clear river, you can see the glow of something round in the water…..
“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

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I used to pray for days like these!
2026 Egoartweek
Welcome to the official list of Egoartweek, where you all get time to prep before the actual event!
This year we are doing something different and we are doing themes! It helps people get out and explore different styles and themes!
Remember we start July 5th and you use the hashtag #Egoartweek2026 to have them in a specific spot!
Sooooo I heard we got custody of Miku…
okay, for those interested, here is a full timeline of how we got to Count Binface:
1977: Star Wars is released, featuring, of course, Darth Vader
(Pictured: Darth Vader)
1984: Director Todd Durham releases his Star Wars parody movie, Hyperspace, featuring Darth Vader inspired villain Lord Buckethead.
(Pictured: Hyperspace poster featuring two Jawa-esque aliens flying through space in a shopping trolley.)
1987: Hyperspace is released on video in the UK, under the new title Gremloids.
(Pictured: Gremloids cover in the style of the original Star Wars poster, featuring Lord Buckethead.)
To promote the film, Mike Lee, the owner of the distributing company, ran for parliament as Lord Buckethead. He ran in Margaret Thatcher's constituency, Finchley, in order to get on TV. Lord Buckethead was representing the Gremloids party.
(Pictured: Lord Buckethead on TV with Margaret Thatcher.)
1992: Gremloids is re-released. Lord Buckethead rides again, this time against prime minister John Major in Huntingdon. (Here's a fun fact about Huntingdon: I was born there! :D) 87/92 Buckethead seems to have leaned pretty hard into the space supervillain thing, with campaign promises including 'demolish Birmingham to build a spaceport'.
(Pictured: Lord Buckethead on TV with John Major. Other notable candidates include Screaming Lord Sutch of the Monster Raving Loony Party.)
2017: comedian Jon Harvey, having recently watched Gremloids and learned of Lord Buckethead's candidacy for parliament, decides it's a great bit. He runs against Theresa May in Maidenhead. 2017 Buckethead seems to have a wackier and also more political approach, with campaign promises ranging from nonsense like 'nationalise Adele' to gesturing at actually sensible policies with stuff like 'lower the voting age to 16 and restrict voting after age 80'.
He also made an appearance on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. As with his previous incarnation, he was a member of the Gremloids party.
(Pictured: Lord Buckethead dabbing on stage with Theresa May.)
2018: Director Todd Durham asserts his legal ownership of Lord Buckethead. Jon Harvey opted not to go to court over Buckethead and handed over the reins. Todd Durham extended an invitation to anyone who wanted to be the 'authorised' Lord Buckethead.
(Pictured: the new Lord Buckethead.)
2019: Lord Buckethead, now played by journalist David Hughes, stood against Boris Johnson in Uxbridge and South Ruislip. He ran for the Monster Raving Loony Party, the UK's pre-existing gag candidate party. He ran with a similarly silly manifesto as the 2017 incarnation, but with a bit less of a political edge. His promises included 'All doorways to be increased by 1 foot (30 cm) in height' and 'Nigel Farage to be sold for parts'.
(Pictured: Lord Buckethead and Count Binface square up.)
Meanwhile, Jon Harvey in his new persona Count Binface, also ran against Boris Johnson. Buckethead and Binface face off! Binface ran as an independent with a manifesto once again blending silly and semi-serious promises such as 'nationalising model railways' and 'giving £1 trillion a week to the NHS'. This was also I believe the debut of his promise to 'move the hand dryer in the men's toilet at Uxbridge's Crown and Treaty pub to a more sensible position'.
(Pictured: Count Binface presenting the offending hand dryer, inconveniently close to both the sink and the urinals.)
He has a point.
2021: Count Binface runs for the position of Mayor of London for the first time, with promises such as 'London to join the European Union'. He notably finished ahead of far right party UKIP.
2023: Count Binface runs in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip by-election following Boris Johnson's resignation. He once again gets more votes than UKIP.
May 2024: Count Binface once again runs to be Mayor of London, debuting his now iconic 'build at least one affordable house' promise. Notably, he finished ahead of far right party Britain First.
(Pictured: Count Binface with Rishi Sunak. Also pictured: Monster Raving Loony Party candidate Sir Archibald Stanton with a ventriloquist's dummy.)
July 2024: Count Binface stands in the general election, running in Richmond and Northallerton against prime minister Rishi Sunak. He debuts his promise to cap the price of 99p flakes at 99p. This is his most successful election to date with 308 votes.
(Pictured: Count Binface with Andy Burnham. Also pictured: independent candidate Robert Pownell, dressed as a fox for his own reasons.)
June 2026: Count Binface stands in the Makerfield by-election against Andy Burnham, (recently) former Mayor of Manchester running for parliament with the intention of standing in the Labour Party leadership contest.
(Pictured: Count Binface on BBC's Newsnight.)
July 2026 (this week): Count Binface announces his intention to run against Nigel Farage in the upcoming Clacton by-election. He is briefly the only other candidate in the race and by the time other candidates announce themselves the narrative of 'Nigel Farage vs Count Binface' has already bedded in. And then it was now, and then I don't know what happened.
Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

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The septic boys in all their body less glory
Project mail harry but gib them cat
Drew the boyman!
day 27 - Jackie laying on the grass because hwy not
happy pebble pride

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Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
Oh NO.
me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*
Alicia Archer
my bi heart………
I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS
*dies*
Oh shit.
GAY KNIGHTS
Fellas I’m real gay
@0hheytherebigbadwolf HELP!!
Every June this inevitably winds up back on my dash. And I appreciate that. And I will reblog it. Every time.
Literally run from your problems.