and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

global yay is coming for us all

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

i'm always fascinated by posts like "ummm not everyone comes from a usamerican upbringing stop being culturally imperialist. anyway as someone who grew up in england—"

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

actually criminal that there was never a scene where dean was cold and cas gave him his trench coat

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

The art of letting whoever think whatever

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

a perfectly ripe mango could change the trajectory of my life