and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

Big fan of whatever

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

the crazy thing is you get this whole science degree and it takes 4 or 5 or 6 or 80 years of your life and youre in many MANY thousands of dollars of debt. and then you're like wow i literally love being 27 and working at the coffee shop

and don't get me wrong someday i will be leading sea kayaking natural history tours. but for now i cant express how happy it makes me that im going back to chatting with people and making them caramel lattes