and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

not everyone can be a tumblrina

we were chosen by god

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

Polluting the local water table with the runoff of excess love from my love factory

notice how everyones 30 now

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”