and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

The art of letting whoever think whatever

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

a perfectly ripe mango could change the trajectory of my life

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

If u say Gummy Worms are not delicious… Wym?

when i die i hope to leave some manner of amazing digital carcass behind

i'm gonna be me forever and im gonna get really really good at it