Value food and cheer over hoarded gold.

a perfectly ripe mango could change the trajectory of my life

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

[Sees a post i dont like] okay so were all just encouraging this obvious notefarming blogslop now?

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.