Value food and cheer over hoarded gold.

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

when im an obsessive perverted freak but its ok bc my heart is pure

HEY.

Rude

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

(dry look) Nobody gets to tell me when to cringe. I reserve such assessments to those who have sufficient experience to correctly judge what’s cringeworthy.

life keeps asking me to participate

intelligent and weird is so hot

the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think