Value food and cheer over hoarded gold.

"erm actually this thing you said you experienced, where doctors treated you wrong, is illegal!!" Do you understand that medical malpractice is a real thing and not just a plot device from House MD. You get that, right. Right??

a perfectly ripe mango could change the trajectory of my life

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

[Sees a post i dont like] okay so were all just encouraging this obvious notefarming blogslop now?

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.