I always want historical inspiration pages to be full of factual information and beautiful photography, but 90% of their posts are under researched joke photographs, outright photoshop, and captions like “in the 1800s, women in every country could only eat expired dates during Christmas because their husbands had full rights to the dinner goose. ;(”
“Victorians reproduced via the husband pleasuring himself into a silver cup while thinking about the abstract concept of his wife’s ankles, which he had never seen before because she was a Proper Lady.”
“the Seed-Urn, as it was called, would then be carried by an illiterate, nameless servant covered in soot and horse manure into the wife’s bedroom, where she stood completely immobilized by her corset and long skirts. she would then be artificially inseminated by a doctor, while he used a vibrator to get her off as a free bonus hysteria treatment”
“after that, she was promptly returned to the asylum, having been committed there for being theoretically aware of the alphabet. her husband prayed for four hours to be forgiven his sin of ankle-lust, and then reminded their 27 existing children that he did not love them. just in case they forgot"
“also everyone involved was secretly dead the whole time”
