level one goblin

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

all the basketball players no longer have names. someone did some amazing shit with the ball lately but we just cant tell you who

all the teams have been dissolved and recongealed into sort of one organism. the players are normal - the change has not been biological - but a sacred vow of some sort has been undertaken

all the games now take on more the appearence of roiling waves crashing into eachother ceaslessly. and the roster of each team seems to have been randomised. seems to be constantly rerandomised

sometimes mid game, players will step off and others will step back on, or will seem to have switched sides, once, and then twice, and then again and again.

adherents of the sport, which we have been asked to not name, have told us that this is all not the correct framing. in truth all the players are the same. no one is changing place and all are. wr are asked to cease to observe any individual part of the game and rather percieve it as an endless self balancing process of two diametrically opposed forces.

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??

FUJOSHI FISH????