level one goblin

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

that subversive part of dishwashing where your dishes start washing you

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person