level one goblin

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

(my first page had a lot of spiders, so that's probably something some people may want to be aware could happen)

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

Hi it's me your cat coming at you again with Yucky Wet Sneeze

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled