level one goblin

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

@guiltiest-gear

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

It'll hold a vigil in its honour