strikes the fancy

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

we need to get waaaay normaler about sex Now!!!

we need to break down both our discomfort around sex, and our beliefs that sex is somehow Uniquely Important. it's cool if you don't want to have sex personally- this isn't about that. it's about how we, culturally, need to accept that sex is literally just A Normal Activity That People Can Do. there is NO moral, spiritual, or otherwise unique Weight behind sex that makes it different from other activities- it can involve different parts of your body, but thats literally it. all other importance is purely cultural, and tbh that cultural weight it does waaay more harm than good

shaking women by their shoulders with all my strength, screaming YOU DONT NEED TO GET PERMISSION TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE!!!!

you can choose to break up with someone for any reason. and it’s your choice. you’re allowed. you don’t need to ask for permission. you don’t even need to do it in person. you won’t get in trouble. in fact, most of the time you’ll be in trouble for fucking staying.

where the fuck did you get that

OP do you take constructive criticism?

there is nothing to criticize here

Who the hell organize apps by color

Mind your business

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

maybe…i Dont love titties….

april fool

alright, ill bite. whats cum

A Latin word that generally translates as “with”, such as the phrase summa cum laude, meaning “With highest praise.”

haha i cum real laude all the time

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood