I'm just a little Smidge

sorry if my posts are kinda weird, i'm kinda unstable

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

has anyone also noticed that they feel awful

when is it my turn to be rehabilitated in captivity and released into the wild

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

I've probably watched too much Leverage, because a man in campus cop uniform came in to ask questions about our box office safe today and my boss let him in and gave him all the info he wanted, no questions asked, and all I could think is that we are horrifically easy to con

Maybe he is? Have you checked?

No, although I did check the organizational ID of the British woman who came in to do a last minute film shoot on the second floor, bringing with her an equipment cart large enough to hide a person in.

So it turns out that there is, indeed, money missing from the safe.

babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke