I'm just a little Smidge

@smidge-j

You are welcome to reblog my stuff, I crave human attention. Discord Server Link Pronouns are ne/nem & they/them. Other pronouns acceptable for comedic effect. For screen readers: profile picture is pixel art of a blue/silver sword with a brown handle, on top of a blue background. Header is a picture of some tall trees around a small clearing.

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[Image: A picture of a deer frozen in headlights, with the caption "I am normal about emotions, I can be trusted with feelings"

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#do you ever just #yeah

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geekysteven

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

smidge-j

I go on facebook

I see ai post

I see ai ragebait

I see ai engagement bait

I see a picture of a neat bridge, from a bridge appreciation group I'm in

I see ai post.

I check the comments. No one else seems to notice or care that it's ai.

smidge-j

I go on tumblr

I see mpreg posted seven times in quick succession.

I see 'what the sneef I'm snorfing here' spam reblogged to post limit

I see some of the worst takes I've ever seen

I see a picture of a neat bridge

#prev don't worry #I appreciate the posting you do #all of it

smidge-j

I go on facebook

I see ai post

I see ai ragebait

I see ai engagement bait

I see a picture of a neat bridge, from a bridge appreciation group I'm in

I see ai post.

I check the comments. No one else seems to notice or care that it's ai.

smidge-j

I go on tumblr

I see mpreg posted seven times in quick succession.

I see 'what the sneef I'm snorfing here' spam reblogged to post limit

I see some of the worst takes I've ever seen

I see a picture of a neat bridge

#I like Tumblr #the people here feel real

I go on facebook

I see ai post

I see ai ragebait

I see ai engagement bait

I see a picture of a neat bridge, from a bridge appreciation group I'm in

I see ai post.

I check the comments. No one else seems to notice or care that it's ai.

#you know the dead internet theory?#it genuinely feels like that most of the time on facebook #feels like I'm the only real person there sometimes

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9puppiesdrowninginapool

vote for me as next president and i'll make ads illegal

girlwithapomegranate-deactivate

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

draculagerard

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

smidge-j

I just had a sudden urge to go to the airport and do some plane spotting.

Except not my local airport. No, it's not that easy. Specifically the airport halfway across the country. Which I can't get to easily. Unless I fly there. Could do that. Probably not the best idea

smidge-j

CERTAINLY NOT THE BEST IDEA THE AIRPORT I WANTED TO GO TO IS ON FIRE

Airport terminal evacuated after smoke alarm triggered just after 7pm; Air NZ flights being held until further notice.

#I would like to say for the record #that I had absolutely nothing to do with this #I guess I am anti-doxxing myself here?#Wellington airport is not my local airport #but that means I could be anywhere else in the country

teaboot

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

teaboot

it was a difficult morning for everybody

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nyancrimew

hey everyone! i just came up with a neat new tone tag for when something you say is up to journalistic standards and would hold up to any kind of rigor it's /j for journalism! i hope this helps someone today 🥰

markovchaingang

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

coffee-and-cusswords

[walks thru a bead curtain into my blog]

officialunitedstates

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks

evilscum-deactivated20160223

why would i do that lmao

officialunitedstates

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

str-ngeloop

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

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nyancrimew

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I just had a sudden urge to go to the airport and do some plane spotting.

Except not my local airport. No, it's not that easy. Specifically the airport halfway across the country. Which I can't get to easily. Unless I fly there. Could do that. Probably not the best idea

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