I'm just a little Smidge

one of the worst things abt being australian is always seeing out of touch thursday posts on fridays. makes me feel somewhat. out of touch.

one of the worst things abt being australian is always seeing out of touch thursday posts on fridays. makes me feel somewhat. out of touch.

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

The next doctor who should be a dog (golden retriever) and hold his sonic screwdriver (it looks like a bone) in his mouth and he still goes on adventures in the tardis (all the buttons look like dog toys) and he wears a dumb collar that gives him an old fashioned robot voice so he can monologue about time and space and tragedy but he is also a dog so the cybermen would throw a ball and he would go after it

Might fuck around and adopt some new pronouns

But also at this point my pronouns are probably 'whatever' or 'any' so I don't think there's much I can adopt that doesn't already fall into that category

if I ever pass away do NOT unfollow me. I will be back

i've decided to just start identifying as eccentric

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

CLEANING THE SHOWER DRAIN AGAIN

no more stress thanks, i’m full

just found out that as a child, hoping that something would happen to me so people would care is NOT normal

If you're ever feeling sad at night just remember: your cat is probably somewhere in your room attempting to do bizzare half life physics puzzles with fragile objects