I'm just a little Smidge

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

hey everyone! i just came up with a neat new tone tag for when something you say is up to journalistic standards and would hold up to any kind of rigor it's /j for journalism! i hope this helps someone today 🥰

[walks thru a bead curtain into my blog]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon