I'm just a little Smidge

[walks thru a bead curtain into my blog]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

I hate computers, but I love PNGS. They are a blessing. PNGS are the only good thing that came out of the internet.

sorry if my posts are kinda weird, i'm kinda unstable