Star shaped dreams

[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point

They reinvent golf from minigolf and what they come up with involves rolling beach balls through a theme park

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

I think as your job satisfaction gets lower and lower you should gain access to an increasingly broad and powerful suite of forbidden magic

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

they keep putting romance in everything. and it isn't even well written romance. they don't even write it well.

this man scares me…

Look. I've heard that he makes chocolate sculptures specifically to be eat. But... I don't think I could make myself eat his food. They're too perfect.