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An anarcho-syndicalist American analytic philosopher and linguistics professor was teaching a class on Bertrand Russell, known logician.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Russell as the most influential philosopher of the 20th century, even more influential than Jacques Derrida or any other continental philosopher!” At this moment, a brave, psycho-analytic, Hegelian Marxist philosopher and cultural theorist, who fully recognized the weaponisation and ideological basis of instrumental rationality, boldly stood up and tugged at his collar. “My god, pure ideology! How can you ignore the work of Lacan and the Frankfurt School and so on and so on, like that?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite arrogantly and smugly replied, “Continental philosophy cloaks trivialities in fancy language and uses the scientific-sounding term ‘theory’ to describe propositions that could never be tested empirically.”
“Wrong. If empiricism is so important, as you would say, then how come you were so empirically wrong on the nature of language, and so on and so on?”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus. He stormed out of the room, crying those unironic empirically verified crocodile tears. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Noam Chomsky, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than an outdated linguist and blindly analytic philosopher. He wished so much that he had an argument to save himself from embarrassment, but he himself had advocated for truth derived from empirical investigation! The students applauded and all dropped out to transfer into the Ecole Normale Superieure that day and accepted French philosophy as superior to both German Idealism and the Anglosphere’s Analytic traditions. An eagle named “Critical Theory” flew into the room and perched atop a burning American flag and shed a single tear on the dropped chalk. Sections of Lacan’s Seminars were read several times, and the Spirit of Hegel himself showed up and demonstrated the nature of dialectics so vividly that everybody in the room progressed to a trans-physical state, transcending conventional notions of time and space. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day and was forced to become a panelist on an MSNBC news show to make ends meet. The brave psycho-analytic philosopher’s name? Slavoj Zizek.
everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye
I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

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JUSTICE FOR BIG CHALLENGES I LOVE YOU BIG CHALLENGES
desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing
this is how many pillows I want
Where does the you go. In this scenario
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Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"
yeah u get it
will sell my soul for a big bottle of heretic nosferatu
not even kidding i have tried INNUMERABLE scents over the years that have claimed to smell like rotting things or petrichor and they always just smell like ozone
and while i would say Nosferatu DRIES DOWN to a pretty inoffensive violet (which I also love dont get me wrong, i love violet), the opening for the first 20-30 minutes is this INSANELY accurate wet undergrowth smell. i sprayed it in front of my mom - she didnt know what it was or what it was inspired by - and she said "oh, it smells rotten, but in a good way."
i cannot justify the price tag on this bottle but I got a sample cheap and I wish I'd never tried it because i'm gonna be chasing this white whale for ages. i'm nearly done with that sample bottle and im already pre-grieving, hence this post. it's really, really, really good. it smells like dead leaves molding in a rain puddle and i wanna smell like that all the time. i want to smell like a beautiful corpse and this is truly the only perfume, mainstream or indie, that has delivered on that promise.
Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:
1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow
2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down
3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke
4. Get your friends in on it
A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died
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A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.
this is a renaissance painting
i am supportive of all hornyposting but i would like to know what random non-horny post i liked or reblogged that has completely filled my dash with nothing but hornyposts
So i figured this out and what is crazy is it was a random non horny post, but the person who posted it has a blog SO HORNY that by merely interacting with it Tumblr labeled me a hopeless degenerate and began shoveling as much smut in my direction as it possibly could to appease the apparently endless lust that must belong to anyone who ever interacted with that blog on any level
And like honestly that's iconic I'm so proud of her. I did remove my favorite tho lmao
Lindsey Graham accomplished his life-long goal of seeing the US go to war with Iran and then died
He’s with the Ayatollah now.
The foreign policy issue that has split John McCain and Lindsey Graham.
“We should nuke them” “No, no, I’m telling you: carpet bombs would save money”
Both of the Senators who inspired the Holden Bloodfeast character have now passed away

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Loon Gathering - Mia Bergeron , 2026.
American , b. 1979 -
Coloured acrylic on flat panel , 6 x 6 in.
Lindsey Graham accomplished his life-long goal of seeing the US go to war with Iran and then died