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Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

tanknspank

Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing

#as a build a bear employee. this is the average experience with stuffing the dudes with Weird Seam Placements #it's wonderful #it's also hell in some cases #they moved cinnamoroll's seam from the BACK OF HIS HEAD (perfect spot btw)#TO THE SIDE OF HIS FUCKING LEG #IT AGGRAVATES ME CONSTANTLY #but yeah for things like this it's funny as shit and i love it #pinning anally inclined bulbasaur btw #i am not sorry

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oneheadtoanother

tachyon-log

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

fishmech

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

bunniope

can we focus on the gnome for a second

bunniope

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

ladyofspoons

these are the people i have to share a highway with

fyterx

oneheadtoanother

tachyon-log

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

fishmech

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

bunniope

can we focus on the gnome for a second

bunniope

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

ladyofspoons

these are the people i have to share a highway with

fyterx

oneheadtoanother

tachyon-log

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

fishmech

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

bunniope

can we focus on the gnome for a second

bunniope

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

ladyofspoons

these are the people i have to share a highway with

fyterx

oneheadtoanother

tachyon-log

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

fishmech

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

bunniope

can we focus on the gnome for a second

bunniope

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

ladyofspoons

these are the people i have to share a highway with

fyterx

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paparoach

SOOO if you've not been made aware yet, tumblr has added a 'comments' section to your blog, where, if made visible, others can see the comments/replies you've left on posts.

if that's NOT something you want people to see, make sure you private it!

you can make it private in your blog settings, under replies like so:

the-haiku-bot

if that’s NOT something

you want people to see, make

sure you private it!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

this-is-trans-joy

My post about transfems having periods is getting a bit of traction again, but mostly for the wrong reasons since TERFs have gotten their hands on it, so another friendly reminder that trans women/fems or anyone on estrogenizing HRT tend to experience period or period-like symptoms due to their hormonal cycle and referring to it as their period is not only a perfectly accurate description but also none of your godamn business. Menstruation is only one part of a period, not the whole thing, and not every period comes with menstruation in the first place, even if you’re a cis woman.

Trans women can have periods, and instead of interrogating them on why you think that’s not possible, instead ask them questions such as “how can I help?” or “what do you need?” or “do require chocolate, painkillers and/or a very comfortable blanket and a movie?”

alittlemorethanasonnet

Let this also serve as a reminder for trans women to keep an eye on their mood before periods! Sincerely, a genderqueer currently-man who just got diagnosed with PMDD and is now taking some good medication for it. If you have a severe mood dip before your period, look into it!!!

piendish

who should arrive but little squiend!

rickybabyboy

okay just a little more blankies

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on top of a plush blanket

dramatictrajectory

A fish cheese dumpling ><

rickybabyboy

okay just a little more blankies

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on top of a plush blanket

dramatictrajectory

A fish cheese dumpling ><

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rickybabyboy

okay just a little more blankies

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on top of a plush blanket

dramatictrajectory

A fish cheese dumpling ><

ozempicofficial

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

importantcatpics

scramratz

like yea you shouldn't expect anything out of being a nice person, you should be nice because its a good thing to do, but i can't emphasis enough just how many perks you get by not being an asshole.

scramratz

Case in point: barista at the coffee shop I frequent gave me a tiny duckie

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scramratz

like yea you shouldn't expect anything out of being a nice person, you should be nice because its a good thing to do, but i can't emphasis enough just how many perks you get by not being an asshole.

scramratz

Case in point: barista at the coffee shop I frequent gave me a tiny duckie

scramratz

like yea you shouldn't expect anything out of being a nice person, you should be nice because its a good thing to do, but i can't emphasis enough just how many perks you get by not being an asshole.

scramratz

Case in point: barista at the coffee shop I frequent gave me a tiny duckie

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