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everyone talking about leaving this app for good is stronger than me. wheres that one post thats like "I'd be here even if you could only make posts with 3 letters at a time"

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rabid-transcendentalist

Caesar has grown too ambitious and knives are flying in the senate! Select a trio of coordinates below and click (keep reading) to see how you contributed to his assassination!

E5 E2 C4

E4 B5 B3

A1 A2 B2

E1 C1 D2

A4 F5 C3

A5 B1 F3

F1 E2 C5

D1 F2 D5

D3 A3 C2

F4 B4 D4

Voting ended onMar 16

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

laerugo

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

mortimermcmirestinks

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

rue-nightly

A 2025 update

#a legend #So many have never seen the ancient texts

Both of these

the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard

I’m sorry, it had to be added

aquilacalvitium

Every single discussion about a good villain/hero dynamic ALWAYS comes back to these two

fightingbadger

the gif isn’t loading but is about perry the platypus and dr doofenscmirtz isn’t? It better be.

superconfusedcoryn

Has this been done?

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queer-as-city-folk

Fuck, I'm sorry, we have to cancel 2026, yeah, 2025 just wasn't getting the ratings we hoped so we just can't justify the cost of renewing it for a new year, sadly

kabob129

Are we doing reruns of the more highly rated years?

queer-as-city-folk

Yeah ): 1967-1971 will be slotted into the 2026-2030 timeslots

queer-as-city-folk

BUT, we couldn't afford the music license fees, so, no Beatles this time

fightingbadger

Um I do NOT think we want 1968. I'm not ready for that year.

mysral

Find a set of random coordinates here.* You are promptly teleported to that location, with nothing more than the clothes and other objects on your person. How bad a time are you having?

*: Reroll open ocean results. Let's assume the teleporter has the decency to at least deposit you on solid ground.

Teleporting results:

Mortal peril - Exposure to the elements

Mortal peril - Dangerous wildlife

Mortal peril - Dangerous humans

I'll have a rough time, but I'll live

Mostly okay, though still a weird experience

Hell yeah, impromptu vacation~!

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

gallusrostromegalus

...dropped me to within walking distance of a mutual's house???

#I got dropped to tibet #fortunately not close enough to the himalayan mountains to be in them because that would be depth #it does look like I am near a highway/road so i could get help #also not too far from some monasteries

abbaswift

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

ace-misplaced

i very much will be a number nerd on main and the 27th of September will be extra special...

yourfavvgal

okay eva just wanted to say THIS IS SO COOL???

sabertoothwalrus

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

#mole interest

shesnake

hello august you piece of shit

shesnake

goodbye august you piece of shit

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool

Roman Empire 27 BC and 14 AD

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raibura

Can you make rice without a rice cooker

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 26, 2025

relelvance

Some of you are lying

only-trash-can

Can you make GOOD rice without a rice cooker?

raibura

Consensus

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 26, 2025

wow-can-you-believe-this-gal

these are some of the saddest polls I have ever seen...

my-life-is-a-sidequest

I don't own a rice cooker... I make rice several times a week... It's not actually hard...

anonymoustypewriter

I have a rice cooker... it's called a Pot...

#I cook rice in a pot because i dont own a rice cooker #reading the comments it appears most people do have rice cookers?#Why do so many people have rice cookers

onlytiktoks

moss-wizard

oh my FUCKING GOD. I know that we all have atrocious attention spans these days, but PLEASE watch the entire thing. The punchline had me hyperventilating.

#I was doubtful of the “craziest facebook marketplace story” since there are so many crazy stories #but this takes the cake

myjetpack

My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books.

tricktster

it’s so hot here that last night i discovered my trader joe’s chocolate wedges, one of which was meant to be my cheeky before bed treat, had fully liquified

in their normal form, they look like this

alas i thought to myself, setting the small round circular tin down on the far side of the bedside table. none of this for me this tonight, i thought, applying my nightly coat of working hands hand cream

in its normal form it looks like this

i woke up at 4 am and went to the bathroom. had to wash my hands obviously. had to moisturize them afterwards, in the dark, too.

needless to say, the first thing I appreciated when it was, at last, bright enough to see this morning was an

absolute

fucking

calamity.

zootycoon-archive

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

loseremo

#The birth of a legend #Seeing this on my dash after all this time is wild

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dajo42

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

computationalcalculator

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

idontgettechnology

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

ororium-z

Happy Pride!

rootbeergoddess

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

thesaltofcarthage

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

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