TheDoctorKnits

Blargl cardio

The post-run shower and pajamas does feel really nice, I will give it that

due to our excellent economy all of our bandits have been replaced with robber-knights

I tell people my dream job is to be a shrink because owning a hand dyed all natural yarn business out of Ireland where I raise my own sheep is “unrealistic”

personally i think it'd be super funny if erid was like, REALLY concerned about the ethical implications of "keeping an intelligent individual "trapped" in an enclosure where they might feel pressured to not speak up and simply do what other eridians tell them out of fear of death", so they have a whole ethics committee full of social workers and eridian rights lawyers and stuff. meanwhile grace is just like "hey my zookeepers, can you make it rain in my cage tomorrow. thanks <3"

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

To be honest, Alberta doesn't have a US booze ban so up until recently I forgot nearly every other province has one and I thought everyone was just making the executive decision to not buy those brands lol

Its pretty easy to make kentucky cry ngl

You could buy out all the lemons in the store with your food stamps and I still wouldn't care!

To be fair I might care A LITTLE BIT, but that’s entirely my problem and not at all your responsibility. If you are using your food stamps to buy ALL the lemons, you are CLEARLY going through something and all I can say is I am so sorry for whatever is going on in your life

500ml can of soda is like a canal experience

wait that’s meant to say carnal. water navigation infrastructure typo

Miraculously the entire city has for once not forgotten how to drive in rain