really really really trying

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

i finished the first draft of my novel ☺️☺️☺️ soon the curse will be lifted

i'm jesting dude. lighten up.

my buddy who's an early human was showing me his rudimentary stone tools like "these are gonna change everything". bruh 😂😂

my inner qualities will carry the day in the third act. but here in the first act they're worth fuck all

a lot of jazz musicians ended up that way because they couldn't figure out how to rock

something incredible when you mix a lot of different peoples shit together. it becomes sewage, with a smell all its own

i'm a normal bloke. i live on a planet, i eat organic matter. and i infect any astronauts who touch me.

be there in 15 mins. i'm wearing a red robe fastened at the waist with a thick golden rope. oh, and i'm cherubic,

the devil wears prada 2? you heard about this? they made a second prada, and the devil wears it? and they made a movie about it?

(pissing off everybody by inexplicably referring to joe rogan as "JoRo") i only listen to spotify for JoRo... every thing else on there is too woke

(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them