really really really trying

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

(talking to my forwards-facing buddy) strafe over here dude

if you used to like punk bands but don't really any more it means you have a lover's heart tempered by wisdom

(misunderstanding the aldi business model) they save money by getting longer conveyor belts. and then they basically pass the savings on

apparently in the new wallace & gromit movie they ran out of time to edit out the fingers moving stuff around so you have to watch the fingers too. fine with me. i like fingers

if newt gingrich replaced his "ging" with a "rient"... let's just say i'd be a lot more interested 🤤

one of my buddy's eerily prescient comments have recently resurfaced

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy