[EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER]

‘this could be us’ and it’s an image of one person

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

im very excited and honored to descend to this new level of madness

the thing with Gertrude and Gerry is that. she wasn't his mother figure, but she was Like his mother. which is a very Bad thing.

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

Oh my God you got his ass you got his ass good

Reblog if people can use your dms to leave their grocery lists

Sure, I’m nosy

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.