Writer Sign-Ups are now open for the Rusty Quill Mini Bang 2026
Writer Sign-Ups are now open for the Rusty Quill Mini Bang 2026!
Please read through the information carefully to understand what will be expected of you as a participant.
The sign-up link is at the end of the post under the spoiler cut!
You do not need to have decided what you will be writing at this stage, but please consider whether the fic requirements are compatible with what you have in mind, and be sure that you can commit to contacting us on the below deadlines to share your progress (or withdraw your participation if necessary).
Schedule for 2026 (all deadlines at 23:00 BST / 5pm CDT)
   Writer Sign-ups: July 5th-12th
   Full First Draft & Summary Due: August 30th
   Artist Sign-ups: September 6th-13th
  Match Send Out: September 15th
  Check-in: October 4th
   Final Fic & Art Due: October 18th
   Posting: October 30th 23.00 GMT
Info for Writers:
Minimum Final Word Count: 5,000
Maximum Number of Fics per Writer/s: 1
Maximum Number of Writers per Fic (collaboration): 2
Confirmation e-mails for sign-ups will be sent out after sign-ups close; if you have not received a confirmation by July 18th, please contact us at [email protected]. We ask that you check your email (including the spam folder!) and reply so we can confirm that your registered email address is correct and you still intend to participate.
Participation Requirements:
You must choose whether to join the Mini Bang as an artist or writer. You may not do both.
Writers will require an AO3 account; if you do not have an AO3 account, please request one via AO3âs login page.
If you wish to write M or E rated fics you must be aged over 18.
All participants must read and adhere to the Expected Conduct guidelines (see below).
Fic Draft Requirements: At the draft deadline (August 18th), we will require a complete draft of at least 4,000 words. âCompleteâ means that the fic is written from start to finish with no indispensable scenes missing or left as outlinesâthink, âIf I posted this right now, would I be happy with the story it tells?â
Ideally, you will refine and polish your draft in the remaining time, but it can also be your final draft if you prefer.
Drafts will be handed in via a form that will be sent out to you before the deadline. Drafts should be available in Google docs, or if need be in PDF format.
Summary Requirements: A form for the summary will be sent out to you before the deadline. Summaries should briefly outline the general premise, and include rating, ships, triggers and other warnings, and any other relevant details.
Eligible Fics:
Fics of any rating and with any warnings are permitted, as long as they meet the minimum word count (5,000), are centered around at least one Rusty Quill original podcast (The Magnus Archives, The Magnus Protocol, Rusty Quill Gaming, Stellar Firma, Inexplicables, Chapter & Multiverse, Trice Forgotten, Cry Havoc!, Neon Inkwell), and are tagged appropriately.
We encourage authors to take this opportunity to challenge themselves to take on a project that they might not otherwiseâthough please consider what is realistic in terms of the deadlines as well!
Fics must be stand-alone (requires no knowledge of previous fics to enjoy), complete (resolves all main plotlines within the story, as opposed to being part I of a trilogy, etc.), and previously unposted.
Crossovers are allowed, but the focus should be on the RQ podcast involved. For example: a fusion crossover with the Leverage Team replacing the LOLOMG in the RQG!verse would not be permitted, though the RQG characters in the Leverage!verse would be.
Please be aware that fics with obscure crossovers, common squicks, higher ratings, etc., may be more difficult to match, and thus take a little longer to get snapped up. We will do our best to find you a suitable match, though!
If you have any questions about the suitability of your fic, please contact the mods.
Matching Process:
The artist sign-up will include a list of the anonymised fic summaries. Each artist will select 3 fics which they would be interested in creating for, with additional preferences (favourite show/shows they do not follow, OTPs and NoTPs, Do Not Wants, etc.) indicated in the comment field. Mods will then match writers to artists, taking preferences into account as much as possible.
If fics are oversubscribed or if it is otherwise necessary for matching, they may be removed from the list of eligible fics before the end of artist sign-ups.
If you have an issue with your match, please let the mods know as soon as possible.
Do Not Wants:
In this event, you will have an opportunity to Do Not Want (DNW) the types of content that you do not wish to work on. Similarly, if youâve had conflicts with certain people in the past and do not want to risk matching to them, you can include this in your sign-up or draft submission, and we will avoid matching you with them (details of these will not be shared beyond the mod team).
The mods will always account for DNWs within reason; however, attempts to manipulate matches via DNWs or otherwise acting in bad faith will result in the rejection of your sign-up or draft. We are also not private detectives, and will thus not be fielding any requests such as âdo not match me with anyone who has ever drawn/written XYZ.â Please keep that in mind when considering whether this event is right for you.
Expected Conduct:
By signing up for this event, you agree to do your best to meet the deadlines. If you might need a little more time, please email the mods to explain your situation before the deadline passes. Those who miss deadlines without contacting the mods beforehand may be dropped from the event without further contact.
In order to participate in this event, you must be willing to contact the mods directly in the event that you have a question, concern, or issue with your participation (as in the deadline example above). We are happy to help participants with anything that arises, but cannot accept âtelephoneâ-style communiques on behalf of others.
Be in regular contact with your matchâif youâre going to be offline for a significant length of time, let them know. Radio silence from your match in events of this kind can be very concerning. (If you are having trouble getting in touch with your match, please contact us!)
Please take care to credit your artist/writer in your own final post.
Our Discord server has its own list of rules, which are listed within the server. If you decide to join the server, we require you to read and abide by those rules.
Be kind and courteous towards your match and fellow participants. This naturally means that all forms of bigotry and discrimination are prohibited, but even where those are not at play, you are expected to treat others with respect.
We, like Rusty Quill, have an âall headcanons are validâ policy. Harassment or mockery of those with different interpretations will not be tolerated. This does not mean you cannot discuss how you see the characters with others or that your artist/writer should not take it into account at their discretion, but insistence that any one interpretation must be adhered to is not allowed.
If you have concerns that a work or participant may be in violation of the rules, please bring it to the mods directly. Harassment of other participants (including but not limited to callout posts, name-calling, baiting, etc.), either publicly or in the Piles of Nonsense discord server, over their identities, fanworks, or headcanons will result in an instant default.
A full overview of the Guidelines can be found on our Challenge Guidelines page. We also have an FAQ. (Please note that blog pages do not work on the app - you may need to use a browser.)
The writer sign-up form can be found here.
Thanks for reading, and we look forward to working with you! Â
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characters/relationships: tim&-slash-/sasha, tim & jon, tim & melanie
additional tags: alternate universe - sports, football | soccer, friends with benefits to lovers
chapters: 1/4
rated T; ~4.6k words (so far!)
Magnus F.C. was founded in 1864, which interestingly enough makes it one of the oldest and most storied of all extant English football clubs, thoughâbeing as it has not contended above the fourth tier in living memory and has spent much of the present century towards the lower end of the tier six tableâany glory days it once had are really quite firmly located in decades previous. Its present home ground is at Millbank Lane, capacity approximately 4,500, colloquially known by fans as The Mill. The team themselves are colloquially known as the Mags, or in full the Magnums. This nickname of course is also of ancient and illustrious noble heritage far predating the condom line, et cetera, but nonetheless there are often certain predictable jeers from the oppositionâs fans during their matches.
Tim kind of loves it. Really, he does. Itâs just too perfectly ridiculous, like everything else about this team, and this whole situation heâs somehow found himself in.
[AU: The Archives staff. A semi-professional English football club. An eventful winter in Tim Stokerâs emotional life.]
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this was written for the 2026 @au-roulette challenge! the generator-assigned prompt i was working with was au - sports/athetics... certainly in the spirit of the challenge in that it's a scenario i would never have come up with for these characters on my own, but have had a blast writing! happy world cup season to all who celebrate (isn't my timing excellent? lmao) and please enjoy :)
we dont talk about cabbage enough. everyone take my hand let's all get really into cabbage. let's all sit in a big circle and study Korean cuisine for a while and get really into cabbage. we can do sauerkraut too. surely everyone in the world has something exciting to teach us about what to do with cabbage. OK? come on its time for cabbage
inventing something i call "casey's law" and it goes like this: every time you get fixated on a problem you can't solve and spend hours beating your head against the wall about it you will eventually have to get up to go to the bathroom and during the two minutes you are in the bathroom the solution will suddenly become obvious to you. source: this happens to me literally all the fucking time
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first few months of alectopause: damn can't wait until atn comes out
2023 alectopause: you know it's ok we can wait. i got some fics to write
2024 alectopause: here is 30,000 words on how john's characterization as emperor and lyctorhood interplays with colonialism, imperialism, sexual assault, and misogyny, featuring a full bibliography, a reading list, and peer reviewed by three mutuals
2025 alectopause: gideon would not fucking say that
2026 alectopause: what is everyone's blood pressure headcanons for the characters. i think harrow is orthostatic and gets a regular 90/50
characters/relationships: tim&-slash-/sasha, tim & jon, tim & melanie
additional tags: alternate universe - sports, football | soccer, friends with benefits to lovers
chapters: 1/4
rated T; ~4.6k words (so far!)
Magnus F.C. was founded in 1864, which interestingly enough makes it one of the oldest and most storied of all extant English football clubs, thoughâbeing as it has not contended above the fourth tier in living memory and has spent much of the present century towards the lower end of the tier six tableâany glory days it once had are really quite firmly located in decades previous. Its present home ground is at Millbank Lane, capacity approximately 4,500, colloquially known by fans as The Mill. The team themselves are colloquially known as the Mags, or in full the Magnums. This nickname of course is also of ancient and illustrious noble heritage far predating the condom line, et cetera, but nonetheless there are often certain predictable jeers from the oppositionâs fans during their matches.
Tim kind of loves it. Really, he does. Itâs just too perfectly ridiculous, like everything else about this team, and this whole situation heâs somehow found himself in.
[AU: The Archives staff. A semi-professional English football club. An eventful winter in Tim Stokerâs emotional life.]
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this was written for the 2026 @au-roulette challenge! the generator-assigned prompt i was working with was au - sports/athetics... certainly in the spirit of the challenge in that it's a scenario i would never have come up with for these characters on my own, but have had a blast writing! happy world cup season to all who celebrate (isn't my timing excellent? lmao) and please enjoy :)
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i put up (the first of four chapters of) the fic that this poll was about. by the way. iâll make a proper promo post about it tomorrow but in the meantime you can find it here if you are curious⌠it is about what if the staff of the magnus archives were on a deeply middling semi-professional english football team and also it was fa cup season and also being friends-with-benefits with your flatmate was maybe actually a little more emotionally complicated than you were telling yourself it was⌠thank you to all who voted in this poll for helping me commit to what is honestly the objectively better title for the piece thematically even if it is (i felt, anyway) less unique and inherently attention-grabbing⌠okay thatâs it for now. happy world cup season and good night
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A writer's relationship with their own work goes: this is genius, this is garbage, this is genius, this is garbage, i should never have been born, okay actually this line is good