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the dispossessed is kind of funny

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Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife
first few months of alectopause: damn can't wait until atn comes out
2023 alectopause: you know it's ok we can wait. i got some fics to write
2024 alectopause: here is 30,000 words on how john's characterization as emperor and lyctorhood interplays with colonialism, imperialism, sexual assault, and misogyny, featuring a full bibliography, a reading list, and peer reviewed by three mutuals
2025 alectopause: gideon would not fucking say that
2026 alectopause: what is everyone's blood pressure headcanons for the characters. i think harrow is orthostatic and gets a regular 90/50
it's coming home
fandom: the magnus archives (podcast)
characters/relationships: tim&-slash-/sasha, tim & jon, tim & melanie
additional tags: alternate universe - sports, football | soccer, friends with benefits to lovers
chapters: 1/4
rated T; ~4.6k words (so far!)
Magnus F.C. was founded in 1864, which interestingly enough makes it one of the oldest and most storied of all extant English football clubs, though—being as it has not contended above the fourth tier in living memory and has spent much of the present century towards the lower end of the tier six table—any glory days it once had are really quite firmly located in decades previous. Its present home ground is at Millbank Lane, capacity approximately 4,500, colloquially known by fans as The Mill. The team themselves are colloquially known as the Mags, or in full the Magnums. This nickname of course is also of ancient and illustrious noble heritage far predating the condom line, et cetera, but nonetheless there are often certain predictable jeers from the opposition’s fans during their matches. Tim kind of loves it. Really, he does. It’s just too perfectly ridiculous, like everything else about this team, and this whole situation he’s somehow found himself in.
[AU: The Archives staff. A semi-professional English football club. An eventful winter in Tim Stoker’s emotional life.]
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this was written for the 2026 @au-roulette challenge! the generator-assigned prompt i was working with was au - sports/athetics... certainly in the spirit of the challenge in that it's a scenario i would never have come up with for these characters on my own, but have had a blast writing! happy world cup season to all who celebrate (isn't my timing excellent? lmao) and please enjoy :)
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i put up (the first of four chapters of) the fic that this poll was about. by the way. i’ll make a proper promo post about it tomorrow but in the meantime you can find it here if you are curious… it is about what if the staff of the magnus archives were on a deeply middling semi-professional english football team and also it was fa cup season and also being friends-with-benefits with your flatmate was maybe actually a little more emotionally complicated than you were telling yourself it was… thank you to all who voted in this poll for helping me commit to what is honestly the objectively better title for the piece thematically even if it is (i felt, anyway) less unique and inherently attention-grabbing… okay that’s it for now. happy world cup season and good night
Piranesi concept art!
I hadn’t seen anyone really tackle the drowned halls yet (as far as I know) so I thought I’d take a crack at it to practice painting environments
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A writer's relationship with their own work goes: this is genius, this is garbage, this is genius, this is garbage, i should never have been born, okay actually this line is good
receiving a piece of criticism on a story you wrote that you don’t agree with from one source -> annoying; they simply do not understand my vision. receiving the exact same piece of criticism on the same story from a different and completely independent source -> well shit maybe i AM the problem here after all
tamysn muir really cooked with "you cant take loved away." i'm quoting that shit like it's a generations-old idiom

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re: reverse fic writer ask. i'm realizing that i don't actually know your ao3 username/if you've read anything of mine but if you have… numbers 2, 5, and… hm maybe 16 if you’ve got anything in mind? and if not, how about hitting me with a number 19 (or you can feel free to just ignore this ask lol i will not be offended) <3
No worries! I sort of intentionally and sort of subconsciously keep my various online presences separate for... no good reason, honestly. And, I think I *did* find your Tumblr via your Ao3, because, 2. What's the first fic of mine that you read? What did you like about it? I think what happened is I read housewarming and, after peeling myself up off the floor after reading it, went to go see where that came from. I really like housewarming. Stranger Things definitely reached a point where the more compelling parts of it were the parts that the show was sidelining, and boy howdy did fanfiction rise to fill that gap. And the potential relationship between Max and Eddie was one of the biggest ones for me. I really love your character voices in the prose, and how you captured where both of those characters were in their respective arcs. I'm so soft on Max's bristling manner, and when she hisses at him.. makes the weird feral little child that I once was sigh softly. Love that fic. But I also read a little bit of a mind flip, because I think you posted it on here, and goddamn that's good. I think this work is extremely sick, and the fact that you wrote it before The Unwanted Guest came out is extra fun! Again, your grasp on character voices is premier, and these are just such excellent characters. And also every bit of Camilla is leveraged as a hook in my gut after the Paulening. I should read more of your fic honestly! I need to reread TLT is the thing. I see you wrote for The Bright Sword, which is a book that is on my ever-growing list of things to read. I think I dodged actually answering your question, but hopefully you won't notice.
5. Are there certain themes you think I write well? Admittedly, my sample size is small, but from what I've seen you write character relationships very well. I can always feel the depth of the characters through your writing. It helps, sure, that I am already familiar with these characters from their source material, but you definitely do an excellent job of communicating them. That's not a theme though, and I already didn't really give you an answer to your first question, so I'll say that I think you really flourish with the theme of change: characters who are in transitional periods of their lives, and taking something that might be a small or understated moment in the source material and picking it open under a microscope. And also I have football on the brain for Men's World Cup reasons, so I'm assigning myself found my tempo as reading for tonight.
16. Pitch me a oneshot idea that you think I'd knock out of the park Ooooooh, okay, listen. I know you've been on a TMA kick, and I think you mentioned that you had/have an idea for something there, maybe? But I think you could do a mean "Jon and Daisy after the Buried" situation. Though, knowing that you're a big Tim guy, I'd love to read your take on Tim during season 2 when trust is at an all time low. These are vague ideas because I'm more curious what you'd do with them, rather than me having a specific scenario in mind.
And, just for kicks, and also because I took a little long to answer this (whoops), 19. Can I get a pep talk for writing my current WIP? YOU CAN DO IT. YOU CAN WRITE. THE WORDS YOU WRITE ARE ENJOYED BY PEOPLE, BY ME, EVEN. POTENTIALLY, PRESUMABLY, ALSO BY YOU. WRITING IS FUN. EXCEPT WHEN IT SUCKS. BUT HAVING WRITTEN SOMETHING AND GETTING TO ENJOY IT ONCE IT'S DONE IS ALWAYS FUN, AND THEN THE PART THAT SUCKS IS OVER. THEN IT'S GRAVY. REACH INTO THE DISH AND GRAB THE GRAVY. SMELL THE SAVORY HERBS AND MEAT JUICES OF THE GRAVY. UNLESS YOU ARE VEGETARIAN IN WHICH CASE IMAGINE A GRAVYLESS SALAD. WRITE ABOUT THE SALAD. EAT THE GRAVY. ESCAPE MY TORTUOUSLY SENSELESS METAPHOR.
Thank you for the ask! And for reminding me to read more fanfic!
don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.