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john cena as jeeves 2027

Glenn Powell as Hastings

You know, so she’s not left out.

I feel like some of you will think this is a joke or bit I’m doing and it’s so important for me to know that you understand that I am dead serious.

Like, I don’t design this, I just found the best partner on earth. My man just does the first 3/4 of the job and I get to come home after a long day in the ol’ Corporate Asshole mines and look in a bag full of incredible improv props he surreptitiously opens for me and then I come up with a bit over the next three minutes and I hope that you all have that kind of love in your lives.

Like this time, he waited until the kids weren’t paying attention to show me my tooth fairy present options, which were:

two fun new kid toothbrushes,

a Stitch from Lilo and Stitch flavored toothpaste,

an action figure of the pokemon Noivern,

and two bags of the most cavity inducing candy imaginable.

anyway this year I reread it all during a Big Change in my life and it helped a lot so thanks again!! It’s a lovely story and not only am I attached to Hope n sans n EVERYONE ofc; im currently 100% in capraton hell and I managed to get other friends attached to them without them even knowing the rest of the fic so uh; kudos for being that good at writing that they work standalone? 2/3 

but ya tldr love you & your work and I wish you the best! and just know that somewhere there’s always someone losin their goddamn mind over cobc and Peter Fuckening Capra. 3/3

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Wow, thanks Anon! 

I made this for your friends:

ive told myself “its weird ive drawn so much art of this guy (and the reader character that me and my friends all hallucinated into an original character because were only here for peter) and never show op” but i have a friend who i just showed COBC to who thinks its never too late so heres my stuff unprompted

sorry some of this is trash this shit spans between when i was 18 years old to now. like as fresh as last week. theres more but ive filtered out the really garbo pics also also sorry for peter being off model the tan was from a game of telephone style misunderstanding about his appearance LMAO

sorry if this is insane my only argument in my defense is i got shy. thank you for making peter and happy 2026. i still own the ebbco shirt i got but the only photo evidence is from 7 years ago alongside the capraton card i got for my birthday LMAO

LIKE HOLY SHIT I THREW UP A BRICK IN THE AIR SO LONG AGO I COULD NOT HAVE POSSIBLY REMEMBERED IT WAS STILL UP THERE JUST WAITING TO FALL

so he’s a first responder and his day shifts start obnoxiously early as far as I, a pampered corporate asshole, am concerned. almost invariably when he’s at my place there will be an alarm at an hour that is downright unconscionable that will make him wake up and roll out of bed to get ready and will simultaneously make me burrow under the pillows grumbling about how surely nobody actually NEEDS their lives saved this early in the morning, after which I will promptly attempt to go back to sleep

he is a clever man and he knows this is when i am most vulnerable to attack.

every single time we do this dance, he quietly dresses, packs up, goes about getting ready to leave, and then when i have juuuust fallen back asleep, he returns with the tortilla blanket. He finds it no matter where I have hidden it.

He then creeps silently up to my side of the bed and uses his superior speed, strength, and reflexes to wrap me up in it incredibly tightly while i am still dazed and sputtering, so that i cannot move my legs or arms and am reduced to humiliating halfhearted magikarp flops that do not deter him from at least attempting to kiss my forehead.

then he goes to my bedroom door, opens it, then pauses, turns around, looks at me, the soft human filling of the facsimile of an enormous burrito he has just constructed, and says in his best romantic lead voice “I’ll see you soon, beans.”

@wangxianbaybee @tinybluealien I actually infamously have a tortilla blanket. This post broke containment and I still see it routinely enough on tiktok and reddit that I think it’s fair to say that the thing I may be most well known for anything in my entire life might well be for owning a tortilla blanket.