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me, explaining everything I’ve learned from Tiktok about the Descendents movies (which I have never seen) and their upcoming sequel Descendents 5: Wicked Wonderland to my loving partner:
“Okay so this part is sung by the Smee twins. Smee fucks in this one. Baby. Baby. SMEE FUCKS IN THIS ONE.”
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I can't believe this entore site is not talking about Widow's Bay. Nautical folk horror, it's stephen king it's midnight mass it's also somehow an office comedy. Stephen Root is there. What more could you want?
20 episodes per season with lots of episodes focused on side characters' shenanigans.
Widow's Bay 1.05 What To Expect On Your Trip
lol I wanted to make the kids something special for dessert tonight while using up our many strawberries that will rot.
I’ma digress for a moment to talk about the berries problem. See for those of us with 50% custody of 2 kids under 10, we can never buy the correct amount of berries, ever. They will either turn to mush because you have purchased a quart based on last week’s consumption only to discover that they HATE those berries now, actually, and furthermore have ALWAYS hated those berries… or you can buy a pint and then when you run out on day 2 it was a critical error because all they want is their ABSOLUTE FAVORITE BERRIES…which are of course the same ones they hate in the other scenario.
Berry digression over, I was a little extra and chopped up and mixed in fresh strawberries with some decent vanilla ice cream, then got more extra and went for sprinkles and whipped cream and strawberry syrup and sliced strawberry garnish.
Anyway, I just handed them over and they both very seriously said “THANK YOU CHEF.” and i will be riding this high all night.
daniel radcliffe as bertie wooster 2027
john cena as jeeves 2027
i will not be explaining myself thank you very much
oh sorry i neglected to mention Toby Jones as Hercule Poirot 2027
Glenn Powell as Hastings
i will not be explaining myself thank you very much
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daniel radcliffe as bertie wooster 2027
john cena as jeeves 2027
i will not be explaining myself thank you very much
he knows what he did
got a snap from my man today
he struck again
he knows what he did
kiddo lost his first tooth today and the tooth fairy is about to visit
Don’t worry we gave his little sister a bag of nerds gummy clusters and a note that just said “YOU’RE NEXT.”
You know, so she’s not left out.
I feel like some of you will think this is a joke or bit I’m doing and it’s so important for me to know that you understand that I am dead serious.
Like, I don’t design this, I just found the best partner on earth. My man just does the first 3/4 of the job and I get to come home after a long day in the ol’ Corporate Asshole mines and look in a bag full of incredible improv props he surreptitiously opens for me and then I come up with a bit over the next three minutes and I hope that you all have that kind of love in your lives.
Like this time, he waited until the kids weren’t paying attention to show me my tooth fairy present options, which were:
two fun new kid toothbrushes,
a Stitch from Lilo and Stitch flavored toothpaste,
an action figure of the pokemon Noivern,
and two bags of the most cavity inducing candy imaginable.
He just gives that to me, says “have fun!” and I get to finish the joke. I am so in love.
kiddo lost his first tooth today and the tooth fairy is about to visit
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HOWDY good day I have some dumb rambly words for you that I'm gonna split up bc tumblrs a SUPER functional website first of all thanks for existing and writing and all that! You probably get stuff like this all the time but really I read CobC from when it first started up until the most recent updates and to this day it's one of my most favorite fanfics; I'd put it on my shelf if I could tbh. 1/3
anyway this year I reread it all during a Big Change in my life and it helped a lot so thanks again!! It’s a lovely story and not only am I attached to Hope n sans n EVERYONE ofc; im currently 100% in capraton hell and I managed to get other friends attached to them without them even knowing the rest of the fic so uh; kudos for being that good at writing that they work standalone? 2/3
but ya tldr love you & your work and I wish you the best! and just know that somewhere there’s always someone losin their goddamn mind over cobc and Peter Fuckening Capra. 3/3
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Wow, thanks Anon!
I made this for your friends:
hi its been 8 years but i was the friend this was specifically about because the person who sent this altered this paper and sent it to me to frame. allll the way back in early 2019. just dug it out of an old shoebox like a family heirloom as proof too
ive told myself “its weird ive drawn so much art of this guy (and the reader character that me and my friends all hallucinated into an original character because were only here for peter) and never show op” but i have a friend who i just showed COBC to who thinks its never too late so heres my stuff unprompted
sorry some of this is trash this shit spans between when i was 18 years old to now. like as fresh as last week. theres more but ive filtered out the really garbo pics also also sorry for peter being off model the tan was from a game of telephone style misunderstanding about his appearance LMAO
sorry if this is insane my only argument in my defense is i got shy. thank you for making peter and happy 2026. i still own the ebbco shirt i got but the only photo evidence is from 7 years ago alongside the capraton card i got for my birthday LMAO
on my mind forever
hi im the new friend who got showed it. i only drew one thing before i read it myself. here
Wait wait wait hold up hold up do you know how fucking insane it is to be scrolling through tumblr notes randomly, just cozily perched on my $900 heated toilet seat (please refer to earlier posts for the lore), only to discover THIS MUCH PAYOFF FOR A JOKE I MADE LIKE A DECADE AGO??!!????
LIKE HOLY SHIT I THREW UP A BRICK IN THE AIR SO LONG AGO I COULD NOT HAVE POSSIBLY REMEMBERED IT WAS STILL UP THERE JUST WAITING TO FALL
thank you so much, seriously, for all the love and care for this self-insert first person E rated undertale skeletonfucking fanfic I wrote literally a decade ago that against all odds changed my life for the better, brought me to some of the dearest friends I will ever have, kept me afloat and out of the pits of despair during a really dark time for my mental and physical health, and gave me the confidence that I could accomplish my goals despite some really wild setbacks. I love this. Thank you so much.
wait elderly like actually elderly or like tumblr elderly. like “Im so old I’m almost 50” type old (tumblr old) or like 55-65 type old (colloquial old) or like actually old. tell us everything now immediately
dawg i joined this site at 23 and i am now 37, which in tumblr years makes me 900000
okay this is a question for the real pokopia boyz, okay? pros only
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I lost my abandoned power plant kit and it’s not in any of my chests and you can’t get it from a dream island help help help help help it’s gone forever help i’ve sunk so many precious hours on this that I should have been spending enjoying the fleeting moments with my tiny children you have to help me or it’s your fault i’m a bad parent please understand that zapdos just needs me too help help help
Bothers me when the distinction between Witch and Wizard is drawn according to gender. The Witch/Wizard distinction is one of class. Wizards live in towers and have cursed artifacts. Witches live in shacks and have crooked teeth.
Both witches and wizards can be evil, of course. But when a witch is evil they turn you into a frog. When a wizard is evil they try to tear a hole in reality or raise an undead army. You don't see witches doing that shit because they're working class.
The witch is looked down upon because they are competition to the hierarchical work of wizardry; they present an alternative to state monopoly on magic.
Absolutely. Witches perform folk magic--you'd never catch a wizard getting overly preoccupied with practical magic like soothing ulcers or curing the flu, but witches are always brewing up stuff for those kinds of reasons.
Magic is like programming. When it's seen as practical and tedious, it's "women's work." When it's seen as academic and intellectual, you get a huge salary and an audience with the king.
Yo no joke so Tamora Pierce directly addresses this (particularly in the Circle of Magic books) where Stitch-witches (who do magic with thread and knots, distinctly female coded) can absolutely destroy battle hardened (chiefly male) War Mages because in all of their schooling and practice and horrible battlefield experience just NEVER LEARNED THAT DUMB LADY STUFF and golly, it hasn’t all aged well but the stuff that hit hard in the 80s-early 2000s still unfortunately hits super hard today.
I love Tamora Pierce.
around when I first started dating my boyfriend i bought myself this novelty blanket that looks like a photorealistic tortilla because I am SUCH A SUCKER for novelty shit. when he saw it in person for the first time his eyes lit up, which should have been a warning sign for the indignities to come.
so he’s a first responder and his day shifts start obnoxiously early as far as I, a pampered corporate asshole, am concerned. almost invariably when he’s at my place there will be an alarm at an hour that is downright unconscionable that will make him wake up and roll out of bed to get ready and will simultaneously make me burrow under the pillows grumbling about how surely nobody actually NEEDS their lives saved this early in the morning, after which I will promptly attempt to go back to sleep
he is a clever man and he knows this is when i am most vulnerable to attack.
every single time we do this dance, he quietly dresses, packs up, goes about getting ready to leave, and then when i have juuuust fallen back asleep, he returns with the tortilla blanket. He finds it no matter where I have hidden it.
He then creeps silently up to my side of the bed and uses his superior speed, strength, and reflexes to wrap me up in it incredibly tightly while i am still dazed and sputtering, so that i cannot move my legs or arms and am reduced to humiliating halfhearted magikarp flops that do not deter him from at least attempting to kiss my forehead.
then he goes to my bedroom door, opens it, then pauses, turns around, looks at me, the soft human filling of the facsimile of an enormous burrito he has just constructed, and says in his best romantic lead voice “I’ll see you soon, beans.”
you cannot understand how devastating it is to my ego that i am beans.
@wangxianbaybee @tinybluealien I actually infamously have a tortilla blanket. This post broke containment and I still see it routinely enough on tiktok and reddit that I think it’s fair to say that the thing I may be most well known for anything in my entire life might well be for owning a tortilla blanket.
(In the years since I first made this post I acquired this man’s kids, his dog, bought a house with him, and now he’s sitting next to me all handsomely watching a tiktok about “damn good mushrooms.” Dreams really do come true.)
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hahahah he’s watching paul blart mall cop 2 like a man. he thinks he’s people.
boy none of you assholes are even gonna say anything about how I filmed this from an indoor hammock with a nylon strap around my thigh so I can rock myself all snugged up in my burrito blanket huh? that’s cool that’s cool i don’t even care that nobody noticed i’m LIVING THE GODDAMN DREAM
hahahah he’s watching paul blart mall cop 2 like a man. he thinks he’s people.
