ZelkovaSalts' CoS Hellscape

why did they think salting play doh would deter me from eating it. this is america

sweetheart i noticed you tend to reblog content in a pattern that reflects your mental state at the time and there were a lot of megamind gifs on my dash today is everything ok

dave strider from homestuck was right, apple juice fucks SO HARD

but if i go to sleep how will i know my mutuals liked that post i reblogged

The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

i miss them (fictional character i think about literally every single day)