Baby's Building a Tower of Revenge

This what I mean when I say science writing is terrible and you need to actually go back to the academic publications themselves to get what’s going on

Have been watching the tree swallows for ~3600 years. Wonderful. May we get another ~3600.

This is so generous and an amazing deal!

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

mike, it's actually more interesting for audiences that margaret is an abusive religious fundie (and also a victim of marital rape) who tries to literally beat the idea of sin into her daughter, it is actually TIMELY to adapt that correctly at this particular american moment. WHY is he so scared of every piece of source material that has ever been handed to him? i MUST know

what if carrie was about a young witch searching for a missing cat in the alps

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

….. Didn’t know most of that

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

people genuinely need to get off the internet and go hang out with normies for a bit. some of you need a tolerance break for what the majority of the world considers normal. take my hand. we're going to the farmer's market and sitting your ass down with some middle aged people and a latte and then you can come back to tumblr and look me dead in the eye and tell me if Debra and Gerald and their golden doodle would consider ANYTHING on this fuckass website to be a normal part of a well-adjusted person's psyche.