Baby's Building a Tower of Revenge

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

mike, it's actually more interesting for audiences that margaret is an abusive religious fundie (and also a victim of marital rape) who tries to literally beat the idea of sin into her daughter, it is actually TIMELY to adapt that correctly at this particular american moment. WHY is he so scared of every piece of source material that has ever been handed to him? i MUST know

what if carrie was about a young witch searching for a missing cat in the alps

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

….. Didn’t know most of that

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

people genuinely need to get off the internet and go hang out with normies for a bit. some of you need a tolerance break for what the majority of the world considers normal. take my hand. we're going to the farmer's market and sitting your ass down with some middle aged people and a latte and then you can come back to tumblr and look me dead in the eye and tell me if Debra and Gerald and their golden doodle would consider ANYTHING on this fuckass website to be a normal part of a well-adjusted person's psyche.

the most 2014 post possible

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

i think this is my favorite video of all time. ive been utterly enamored with it for years – i really believe it captures such a genuine, delightful aspect of humanity and culture from the 2000s, and its so fun to watch!!

I could tell instantly from the way he was positioned on the bar that this video was going to showcase some serious skill. I was nonetheless cometely unprepared for what happened.

The DDR bros from the early 2000s will always have a soft spot in my heart

This is not actually DDR! It’s Korean game Pump It Up, which has five panels in an X shape and *much* more lenient timing - that’s what allows extreme freestyling like this!

a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog

sonic heritage post

I’ve never seen this one before and it just punched me in the fucking face.

Just like Knuckles did to Sonic

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

60 is not old

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.