stale posts incorporated how can i direct yourcall

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

Their other brand is EARTHBOUND ORGANICS!!!

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

i saw someone comment on a post abt a tomato salad "omg is it just tomatoes like ok?" um yes it is just tomatoes. you dare undermine her radiant beauty?