Got a bluesky? I'm trying to get all the usernames before this ship goes down xx
(sighhh) yeah I should make one, huh.
okay I made one, it's mmstinks.bsky.social
yeah fuck it sure this can be my new pinned. old pinned here

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@mortimermcmirestinks
Got a bluesky? I'm trying to get all the usernames before this ship goes down xx
(sighhh) yeah I should make one, huh.
okay I made one, it's mmstinks.bsky.social
yeah fuck it sure this can be my new pinned. old pinned here

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I love TADC fans they’ll viscerally hate on a character for gaslighting and manipulation and the character in question is called like Pooper Scooper Booty Queef or some shit and they look like this
yeah! that's kinda one of the things I like about the show, I think.
like, idk if this particular interpretation was intentional or not, but I think the show can kinda be read as making the point that no matter how hard a moderator (human or algorithmic) works to make an online space "friendly" or "safe" by e.g. censoring cursing and taking away sex and making everyone be Pooper Scooper Booty Queef, if it's just surface-level moderation like that and doesn't actually address the underlying human question, abuse and toxic behaviour can still run rampant.
like, the fact that Pooper Scooper Booty Queef can't say "fuck" because the circus is For All Ages™, but can still, like, suicide-bait other people, doesn't that sound, like, really reminiscent of how people get banned on social media for posting nudes while people are totally free to, like, post straight-up nazi shit?
and who among us HASN'T had almost the exact experience of being suicide-baited by a manipulative piece of shit named @pooper-scooper-booty-queef and that cutesy profile picture right here on Tumblr, right?
i bet the caucus race gag in Alice in Wonderland just absolutely fucking slayed at parties in victorian england. like i bet charles lutwidge dodgson was like telling all his dorkass vctorian english friends about the bit in alice in wonderland with the caucus race and theywere screaming on the floor laughing
not to be weird but did you get to the name "Mort" via the word "Mortal" or the name "Mortimer"?
mostly it's like from my username
I need this gif reversed
nice

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Okay ive been seeing mild TADC ep. 9 spoilers and they're all one of 2 things
A. Did Jax transition? Good for her if so.
B. Did she then PROCEED TO F#&%ING KILL HERSELF???
the truth is actually much funnier than that. spoilers below:
she actually kills herself and then transitions afterwards, kind of
tadc nine scrambled me like an egg, flipped me inside out, choked me, and gave me a big fat kiss
we don't credit rebecca sugar enough for making the episode with the first gay wedding in a kids show extremely plot relevant so it could not be skipped or cut.
#rebecca sugar has gone on record saying that they knew from the beginning they wanted ruby and sapphire and they put every inch of planning#in to make sure that the studio could not take them out. sugar has said they’d compromised on hundreds of things they’d wanted for steven#so that they had the bargaining power specifically to keep ruby and sapphire’s relationship#and a number of ‘filler’ episodes were created just to establish counter-arguments that might come up when they pitched the wedding episode#the one that comes to mind is the episode about steven and connie getting lost in rose’s room steven’s central conflict about liking their#fave book series’ romantic ending was later weaponised when producer’s were like ‘oh but steven’s a boy he won’t be too interested in them#getting married’ sugar was able to be like ‘no. in this episode it’s established he loves romance and specifically weddings. and in these#episodes it’s shown how much steven cares about ruby and sapphire and their relationship and happiness. you cannot convince me this is not#good and necessary plot development#and they wrapped it up in the season finale and the big climactic point of the diamonds finally coming to attack earth to make the#episode integral to the series no skipping it without confusion. and had ruby wear a wedding dress because international censors took#advantage of her design to give her a masculine va#and sugar made certain that everybody knew This was a queer love story that an entire town supported and admired and that any child watchin#it at home would know they are not alone and that that support is waiting for them out there somewhere#sugar sacrificed the wider story they wanted to tell for that and it was a horrible decision to be given but they made the right choice
REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL
My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.
I just got promoted from that position. Now Im the disembodied head that flies in groups and in a wave motion. You have to time your attack EXACTLY right or you get knocked back in whichever direction is least convenient for you. Don't worry, I'll know which is which.

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My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying
Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"
4 year old me: why must we do this
Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"
4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect
ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please
u sure abt that?
Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.
love that energy
one of my favorite posts of all time

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young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album
and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details
(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it
“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”
Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.
“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”
Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.
“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”
You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?
One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.
The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.
And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.
And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.
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