you can call me Berry or Mort (he/him)
Despair is simple, and humanity is complex.
I'm not putting my whole age in here because, y'know, privacy, but yeah I'm not a minor, so do with that information what you will
If this blog looks familiar, it's because I'm the guy who Shakespeareifies posts.
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I don't have a "DNI", but fuck terfs
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aight. fuck it. I'm giving up. just gonna ask instead of continuing to search
can someone PLEASE help me find that GODDAAAAAMN COMIC where the OP's post gets reblogged over and over until someone from way at the other end of the reblog chain is like "um, excuse me, explain yourself" and OP pauses and looks at them for a sec and then says "who are you"
I think that the amount I respect an adaptation/reinterpretation of Alice In Wonderland is inversely proportional to the amount of nonhuman characters from the source material who get reimagined as humans, especially when they reimagine them as NORMAL humans
I think that the amount I respect an adaptation/reinterpretation of Alice In Wonderland is inversely proportional to the amount of nonhuman characters from the source material who get reimagined as humans, especially when they reimagine them as NORMAL humans
I think that the amount I respect an adaptation/reinterpretation of Alice In Wonderland is inversely proportional to the amount of nonhuman characters from the source material who get reimagined as humans, especially when they reimagine them as NORMAL humans
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aight. fuck it. I'm giving up. just gonna ask instead of continuing to search
can someone PLEASE help me find that GODDAAAAAMN COMIC where the OP's post gets reblogged over and over until someone from way at the other end of the reblog chain is like "um, excuse me, explain yourself" and OP pauses and looks at them for a sec and then says "who are you"
aight. fuck it. I'm giving up. just gonna ask instead of continuing to search
can someone PLEASE help me find that GODDAAAAAMN COMIC where the OP's post gets reblogged over and over until someone from way at the other end of the reblog chain is like "um, excuse me, explain yourself" and OP pauses and looks at them for a sec and then says "who are you"
it's hard to explain to people that there's a point where fatigue genuinely causes severe suffering because the natural response is "couldn't you just sleep?". But sometimes you can't sleep. Sometimes you've already slept for 16 hours and you're too restless to sleep more. Sometimes you have insomnia. Sometimes the amount that your body wants you to sleep is dangerous because it doesn't leave you enough time to care for yourself. So you're just stuck in this limbo between being awake and being asleep where moving feels so horrible, your body is turning on every alarm bell it can to get you to stop, but you've stopped all the things you can stop. Pretty much all I can do when I'm like this is lay still and watch youtube videos and even sometimes the sensory input is overwhelming.
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For those who don't understand, EBT are food stamps (government money for buying food for low-income people). Because the money is from the government, it comes with horrific restrictions, one of which is you cannot buy "prepared" food with it. You can only buy raw chicken, not cooked chicken, for example.
This kitchen is getting around that stupid rule by selling you raw, unprepared chicken, and then charging your EBT account for raw, unprepared chicken.
Then as a side thing, totally unrelated, they cook the chicken for free. Since you bought raw chicken with the EBT, it's legal. There's no law against cooking people's raw chicken for free for them. That's just charity.
This kitchen is a blessing to anyone who doesn't have a kitchen of their own.
It's not a ridiculous restriction, there is zero reason you should be using tax money on fried chicken. It's raw so you have to decide what to do with it, but if you could just use tax money on fried chicken, many people would.
Still great what the kitchen is doing! Mad respect.
Please elaborate as to why 'there is zero reason you should be using tax money on fried chicken'
Keep in mind that unhoused or under housed people often do not have access to clean, safe cooking facilities.
Give me a reason, other than cruelty, why people being able to buy fried chicken with tax money is an actual problem. Of course people would. Why wouldn't they? What would be wrong with that?
It's unhealthy.
Yeah I'm cruel also, what you gonna do about it? Idgaf.
You shouldn't be buying luxuries with government assistence. It's assistance. It's to help you get you back on your feet during a trying time. You do not to be eating fattening, unhealthy food with tax payers money.
I see people at my grocery store filling up shopping carts with garbage and paying with EBT. I have no sympathy for them. Just taking advantage of a hand out.
There is nothing inherently unhealthy about chicken, flour, and oil. You are factually incorrect in that assertion.
What I'm going to do about you being cruel: hold you in contempt.
Food is not a luxury. The human body requires protein, carbohydrates, and fats - fried chicken supplies all of those things. There is no such thing as 'garbage' food.
I feel contempt for you, and hope that one day you will become a better and more compassionate person. Because I'm petty, I also wish petty suffering upon you. Hope you bite your lip/cheek/tongue every time you have a judgemental or unkind thought about a person who has harmed no one.
Mind you, I still think that you - as a human being capable of suffering - deserve ready access to shelter/clothing/food/medicine/etc - the necessities of life. Because I'm not a sociopath.
I...okay. I don't give a good goddamn what you spend your EBT on, that's you.
But fried chicken is very unhealthy. I mean, obviously it's okay once and awhile as a treat, but you should never, ever forget that fried chicken is unhealthy.
Also, it should be noted that when we talk about "fried" chicken, we usually mean "deep fried", as that is the most popular method. It is also the most unhealthy, but baking or air-frying chicken yields a healthier result.
However, the note on the window does not state how the chicken is prepared, so this kitchen could be baking it, which is far more healthy. Kinda classist to assume it's fried, imo. Again, not my business, spend EBT how u want.
Here, I'll give you some resources on fried chicken (deep fried) being bad for your heart.
From Healthline
From Baylor College of Medicine
From GoodRx
From the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine
@nerdpoe No one here wants to hear about your bullshit diet culture brain poison. No individual food can be classed as 'healthy' or 'unhealthy'. The idea that more calories = bad is really really fucked up diet culture bullshit. Human beings need calories in the form of carbohydrates, proteins, and fats. There is nothing inherently unhealthy about chicken, flour, and oil. You are factually incorrect in that assertion.
Eating fat does not cause heart disease. Ancel Keys will not fuck you.
This article recounts the history of the diet-heart hypothesis from the late 1950s up to the current day, with revelations that have never b
I urge you to visit https://www.fatnutritionist.com/ and to look into patterns of disordered eating, particularly orthorexia.
Rank-ordering foods on a moral/orthdox scale is disordered eating. Like, clinically.
Know that constitutes healthy food? Food that provides you with nutrition in the form of accessible calories and doesnât rip up your digestive system or cause an allergic reaction (subjective to individuals! Some foods are perfectly health for some people and unhealthy for others!)
Butter pound cake with cream cheese frosting is healthy food.
A chunk of flank steak smothered in whiskey and honey is healthy food.
A giant bowl of chili is healthy food (with or without beans in it!).
Duck fat melted into a pile of rosemary-infused mashed potatoes is healthy food.
Chicken dredged in flour and fried in fat (Ideally lard, really. But any nonhydrogenated fat is fine - hydrogenated fats should not be raised to frying temps for carcinogen reasons) IS HEALTHY FOOD.
The overwhelming majority of foods that havenât been utterly fucked with through super-refinement and chemical amendment (spoilers this is done most often to 'diet' foods) are, by the grace of four billion years of evolution, HEALTHY FOOD.Â
Boiling a slice of potato in oil does not render it unhealthy. Boiling a chicken breast quarter in oil does not render it unhealthy.
You are fucking WRONG and would do well to sit down and shut up.
And even when foods are unarguably unhealthy? When they cause the people who eat them to be ill?
EATING THEM IS NOT A MORAL CONCERN. YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON IF YOU EAT UNHEALTHY FOOD, REGARDLESS OF WHY YOU DO IT.
Healthiness is not a moral choice. You are allowed to make decisions in the full knowledge that they are unhealthy, because your body and your life are your own. It can get dicey if your health choices legitimately cause harm to others (I.E. cause you to neglect or abuse other people for whom you are responsible, like children or elders) but if thatâs off the table? YOUR CHOICES ARE YOUR OWN. And in any case whatsoever:
NO ONE IS OBLIGATED TO BE OR STAY HEALTHY.
Sure, health is nice. Many people choose to pursue it. Longevity is nice. Many people choose to pursue that. But they are not the only legitimate choices on earth, nor are they inherently ~better~ than making other life choices that counteract or sacrifice the above.
If you tell me that eating all-butter pound cake will cause me to die at 50, whereas not eating that cake will allow me to live to 100, my choice becomes
A fifty-year life with the cake
vs.
A hundred year life without it
And know what? If I decide that fifty years of delicious cake is a worthwhile endeavor and a well-spent life, one Iâd prefer to a cakeless life no matter how long? THATâS MY CHOICE. WHY DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO TAKE IT FROM ME?
(Note: Any civilization that is not attempting with all of its effort to ensure that every single person in it can CHOOSE maximally nutritious food if they want it is a piss-poor civilization in need of serious overhaul (the US in the year 2024 is a fucking dystopia)
Being poor should not mean being REQUIRED to eat either 'Healthy' or 'Unhealthy' food. Humans should be able to eat whatever they want with informed consent.
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Anon hate is shitty and you shouldnât do it of course but itâs also the funniest and least effective kind of hate
For starters the blogger can just delete and ignore it. And given tumblrâs penchant for eating asks I think it would drive some hate senders a little insane if they keep checking back in wondering if their ask got eaten.
For second the anon ask format guarantees the blogger gets the last word in every time. Even if anon sends a follow up message they will never get the last word. And tumblr for better or for worse seems to run on this currency of âwhoever expressed the last opinion in a post is the one weâre supportingâ
For third, this publishes the hate directly to the bloggerâs own followers, i.e. the people MOST likely to take the bloggerâs side. Home court advantage by design.
#I call for an audience with the king. After waiting in line I stand in front of his throne #(dressed in a huge white bedsheet like a cartoon ghost so as to hide my identity) #I call the king a bitch. I insult his policies all of which were made with the guidance of his court who r also all here #the king ignores me. I say it again in case he didn't hear. The king ignores me #I leave in shame (via @septimus-heap)
sometimes merely existing in the world as a trans woman with principles makes me feel like i'm going insane. what do you mean people think prisons are a good thing. what do you mean diverting from monogamy is considered ludicrous. what do you mean people think one's nature is unchangeable. what is considered 'normal' by the overwhelming majority of people is fucking topsy-turvy land to me. i dont understand it at all
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[Image ID: A picture of a bee and a wasp, both labeled. Both are colored yellow and black. Facts are listed about each one in their respective columns.
Bee:
Cute and fuzzy, like a friend
Make honey
Come in pretty colors with different occupations (blue orchard bee, carpenter bee)
Pollinators!
Freeloaders who will come build hives in the walls of your house
Communicate with dancing
According to all known laws of aviatin, honey bees can fly up to 15 mph
Like sweet things
Over 20,000 species--not just honeybees!
Wasp:
Cool and sleek, like a motorcycle
Prey on pests
Come in pretty, iridescent colors (ruby tailed wasp)
Will try to mooch off your drinks (so check your cans!)
Pollinators!
Leave you paper nests that you can sell to collectors
Communicate with smells
Like sweet things
Over 30,000 species--not just [kind I hate]
At the very bottom, in smaller text, is the URL bug-maniac.tumblr.com. /End ID]
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