ITS TIME TO DO GAY MAGIC

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

women love me because i am cute and only freak out badly sometimes

If tumblr goes down Just close your eyes and find me

ahhhh my pussy !

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster